Daily Awkwardness

'Awkward' is not an adjective, but a way of life.

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Sometimes you need to just curl up in your dog's bed and live there for a while, ya know?

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Lizzie McGuire is my spirit animal.

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Why do I always realize it's the maternity section after people start staring?

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You had me at preheat the oven.

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Am I sexually active? I'm not even socially active

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If only eating the chocolate chips out of this cookie dough is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

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I'm sorry that I creeped on your sister's cousin's boyfriend's Facebook

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Who needs skin when you have acne?

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I like to pre-eat before big events. It's like pre-gaming but minus the friends and alcohol and plus the snacks

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July 4th always makes me worry about the school systems cuz people say "Happy bday America" but technically we weren't a country til 1783 🇺🇸

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That's not sweat, my fat is crying

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This is my most recent google search, hbu?

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Is there anything worse than a weird boob day?

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Hey awkwards I hope your lives aren't as awkward as mine or we live in a cruel world

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Fashionably late minus the cute clothes

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I only follow one person on twitter and I don't even know her

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I physically can't stop eating

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Did anyone ever find Kony? Just wondering ............

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My room is a great metaphor for my life because my room is a mess