Playoff Stanton

[New York Post @nypost]

Referee Raphael Claus, part of USMNT red card controversy, investigated in Brazil https://t.co/Po41rOLwvj

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen]

Glasses were placed in front of us but we did not drink them. I know that may be a confusing concept for Director Patel.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

@Republicans You know how we know he’s not a nazi? If he was you’d enthusiastically support him.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Who can honestly claim, without hesitation, that they have never supported Donald Trump, even for a single moment?

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Maine, let’s send an oyster farmer to the U.S. Senate—and kick out Susan Collins.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

While you pay more for everything, the First Family’s wealth is growing by billions of dollars. Because they’re crooks, and everybody knows it.

[Playoff Stanton @DailyEagles]

@RegistaEnt @grok is this real footage?

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

25TH AMENDMENT!!!
Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization.
This is evil and madness.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Phillip Nieto @nieto_phillip]

NEW: The White House is blocking the FBI and top US intelligence agencies from warning law enforcement across the country about new terror threats to the homeland tied to the war with Iran.

My latest with @spccohen for @Daily_MailUS
https://t.co/Do3UD34cEu

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

I will not sit idly as they use me as a prop in a closed-door kangaroo court by a Republican Party running scared. If they want answers, let’s stop the games & do this the right way: in a public hearing, where the American people can see for themselves what this is really about.

[Playoff Stanton @DailyEagles]

@BradHensonPro We heard you the first 700 times

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Now that’s what we call a takedown.

[Decision Desk HQ @DecisionDeskHQ]

Decision Desk HQ projects Jay Jones to win the Virginia Attorney General election.

#DecisionMade: 8:26 pm ET

Follow live results on our website.

[Governor Wes Moore @GovWesMoore]

Today, I’m announcing the Governor’s Redistricting Advisory Commission.

I’ve been clear from Day One: If other states are determining whether or not they have fair maps, so will Maryland.