egg

hi I'm egg

[egg @DailyEggFacts]

What I'm into:
boys ❌
Girls ❌
Eggs ✔️

[egg @DailyEggFacts]

I’m a total boomer when it comes to twitter how tf do I edit a tweet to hide my appalling spelling

[egg @DailyEggFacts]

Hello egglings,

KING EGG back form the darkest depths of the earth to provide your daily need of comedic (and somewhat psychopathic) entertainment! 🥚

[egg @DailyEggFacts]

I'm going to get fragile tattooed on my forehead

[egg @DailyEggFacts]

me irl

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What did the comedian say to the egg?
I'm only yoking!

[egg @DailyEggFacts]

doot doot I am cute 🐣

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I am a very bored egg

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So, daddy pull me closer
in the backseat of your carton

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who wants to be part of the egglings™ group chat

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my inner personality is an egg because I am small and fragile

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@schumps3 ikr they were both shitty options

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@squishycaluhm damn thats the cleanest shave I've ever had!

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sometimes eggs want a hug but you gotta be careful not to crack them

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don't throw an egg at someone it will hurt the eggs feelings

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what an eggs phone would look like

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The egg starter pack
1) not funny
2) calls everyone daddy
3) doesn't like cracks

[egg @DailyEggFacts]

🐣

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what did the drug dealer say to the egg?

want some crack?