Kailey Sitzman

Happiest when eating food.

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

3 yo: I saw a baby elephant with Grandma!
Me: How cute!
3 yo: Finn came out of your belly a long time ago.
Me: Yup. 7 months ago today.
3 yo: But how did he come out?
Me: The doctor helped me.
3 yo: But how?
Me: *Panics* I pooped him out

[Shan @shanuddin889]

rihanna’s baby in the womb like #RihannaSuperBowl #SuperBowlLVII

[thotz n 🙏🏽🧎🏿‍♀️🙏🏻🧎🏼‍♂️🙏🏿 @thotznprayerss]

The producers rolling the ‘cutie-gate’ footage after the love is blind reunion. 👀 👀 👀🍊🍊🍊

#LoveIsBlind

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

Tell me why when I went in the bathroom to help my 3 yo after pooping he was standing up and saying, "Look at my tail!" as he shook his booty with toilet paper peeping out between his cheeks 🤣🤣

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

*Plays three hours of Kirby*
Me: Wow, I am really beating this fast! I am CRUSHING this!! I could finish tomorrow at this rate, I’m so good.
Game file: 2% Complete
#StayHumble

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

Just to be clear, if my three year old tells you a story from when he was a baby, it’s a lie.

For example, he in fact, did not go watch WWE when he was a baby.
#ImaginationGoneWild

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

Three year old: Mom. I have a secret.
*Comes close to my ear and whispers*
‘Morrow morning, After bedtime I want waffles

It definitely has to happen if it’s a secret

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

Concerning update: The same three year old knows how to go to the Search on YouTube TV and type in W-I-P to find it. He’s going to think that’s how it’s spelled. As a reference he only can spell his name and now WIP. @Wipeout

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

My three year old is going to know @JohnCena from @Wipeout and not @WWE. Yikes.

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

Sept: Had a snuggly adorable baby
Oct: OB found lumps in my neck
Nov: Cancer diagnosis
Dec: Thyroidectomy
Jan: Covid for me and the baby

If you hear of me eating a lot of dips and shakes, mind your business. #exhausted

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

@DarthHunter @maximumkayla B, RT, Left, DANG
B, RT, Right, Left, Left, Dang
Game over.

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

Ending the year with movies, comfy clothes, and a sick baby. Needing some comfort for this rollercoaster year. Lots of cute new baby besties but also illnesses. Life is weird as it goes on. #NoBonesDay #NYE

[Enrique Grande @drenriquegrande]

✅ On @MDAndersonNews Radioactive iodine therapy: 9 things to know. #thyroidcancer

https://t.co/EVw6ClJfAo

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

This was a nice moment compared to the talking back and mood swings he has been using to cope. #toddlers

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

My 3 Y.O.: I love your neck.
Me: *Tears up. Love you too!

Processing my overnight hospital stay and a week of visible neck bandages is hard for that little ball of emotion. #checkyourneck #thyroidcancer

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

Eric’s latest side quest. Check it out and like it! #AdobeAnimate #Axie

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

Dad: Don’t roll your eyes at me
3yo: That’s just how I close my eyes

Can’t argue with that logic. #toddler #sassy

[Kailey Sitzman @DailyKailey]

How many times a day can I pee a little bit on myself in the final weeks of pregnancy? #pregnancy #kick