Snickering Dog

People think its so amazing that I talk and play chess with my owner...but he wins most of the time...

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Ah. Meditation. ..the closest you can get to doing nothing. ..but still be doing something

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Only thing worse than being beat half to death...is to have it happen twice in the same day...

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There is a cat burglar in our neighborhood. ..I'm not gonna stop him..I don't like cats..

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Collect that 2 dollar lotto win...
Yeah....you king of the world now buddy...

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So annoying to be woken up by people honking at me on the 401...

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Follow me...or I will make my sad dog face...
Yeah...try it ignore that..

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Ever smell wonder bread?
Yeah, I do wonder if it is bread. ..

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I was born at a very young age...

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Some people need to be beaten half to death...twice..

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Still remember when my parents said I was adopted. They said,
"Pack your bags son...you've been adopted. "

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I wish my owner would pay the light bill...these are the darkest days of my life..

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My identical twin just called me ugly. .
So I said, "You're ugly" to put him in his place...

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Just found out grandpa's hearing
Has aids. ...sad..

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How are things with me?
Ruff...Ruff man...

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When I go camping I tell some pretty in- tents jokes.

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Yeah...I could see myself cleaning mirrors. .

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Circle of life...
Lol. ..sounds pointless. ..

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My memory is so bad...
Probably because I have to sleep on this lack of memory foam mattress. ..

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Well I didn't know it was a money tree!