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#KWS pays out Sh18m to #wildlife as #poaching compensation: The government has released Sh18… http://t.co/HWdn4KMWzn

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KWS pays out Sh18m to wildlife as poaching compensation: The government has released Sh18.4 million for compen... http://t.co/jVMpbsoc98

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KWS pays out Sh18m to wildlife as poaching compensation: http://t.co/vV8KW7GpAf

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Editor: "Now look: Y'all went and killed Chinua Achebe with your tweefs."

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Twitter user panics as smartphone beeps: "30% left." #KenyaDecides

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Wannabe photographer expresses outrage at the ban on photos in voting booth. "Instagram! Freedom of expression!" #KenyaDecides

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Developing: Pundits express shock at the fact that middle class Kenyans can tweet & queue at the same time. "Impossible!" #KenyaDecides

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Al Qaeda blasts Obama for supporting marriage equality.
In a related story, Republicans celebrate a widening of their support base.

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BREAKING: Protests as Kenyans discover that Andrea Kenneth is not yet legal: Violent protests… http://t.co/lOHwHOHa

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Breaking: YU Mobile Switch Off Network: NAIROBI, Kenya - In line with the CCK Directive Yu… http://t.co/nxFEQt3g

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Peter Kenneth unleashes his son as his secret weapon for 2013 presidential #elections: Mr… http://t.co/yMvJowNj

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Alfred Mutua My Inspiration - Romney: WASHINGTON, USA - Mitt Romney has announced the secret… http://t.co/SmeOG0JC

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BREAKING: Protests as Kenyans discover that Andrea Kenneth is not yet legal: Violent protests have rocked the ci... http://t.co/Y0Aky3ZE

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EXCLUSIVE: Uhuru & Ruto plot to block Kenyans from voting. Plan includes blocking anyone with a brain from the polls. Details to follow.

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In the wake of these decrees (the issuance thereof still ongoing), many politicians have gone into hiding. We shall keep you abreast.

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Kibaki further ordered a return to school for Uhuru Kenyatta: "One allegedly running for president cannot be prone to mathematical errors."

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Kibaki: "These include any persons involved in scandals as grand as the AngloLeasing fiasco, to the Laico Regency matter."

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Kibaki: "In my honour, I hereby order the immediate detention of any member of my government implicated in scandal & corruption."

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The President is issuing these decrees as he seeks to secure his legacy in the final leg of his political run.

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NAIROBI, Kenya - President Kibaki is at the moment issuing a barrage of decrees on various matters of national interest.