"You are fired! Fired! Fired! You didn't do anything wrong, you're just fired! Fired! Fired! You are fired! Fired! Fired! Just 'cause we don't like your face you are fired! And you're not getting severance pay. *Jazz hands* "
"An amateur might think that a very sharp knife is more dangerous. Not true! A dull knife is actually more dangerous because you'll probably get so frustrated, you'll stab someone."