Bad Nowell

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[Bad Nowell @DailyThompson]

He who put chocolate on the hob nobs should be chastised

[Bad Nowell @DailyThompson]

I've got moobs - would you like to feel them? or milk them?

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I need to find someone to impregnate as soon as possible

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Can I play. With my bottom only?

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I'm not gay by the way.

[Bad Nowell @DailyThompson]

do you think the Sandwich lady will be naked today?

[Bad Nowell @DailyThompson]

John can I spoon feed you some Jelly? Go on it'll be sexy!

[Bad Nowell @DailyThompson]

To Rob:
You're a rapist

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There's a restaurant in London called Gaylord.

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Indian people only eat cow

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Wikipedia is just a font of bullshit, isn't it?

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To Rob:
What was that darling?

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I don't want you to hang yourself. Not unless I can have sex with you.

[Bad Nowell @DailyThompson]

Don't cock block me man