Daine Chance

[Daine Chance @DaineChance]

Day 39. A card arrived through the letterbox reading, “Thinking of you. ” No sender, request, or instructions. I’ve read it four times and still can’t determine its purpose. I suspect it has none. I haven’t included it in the report.

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Day 37. Beside the door sits a bowl containing eleven keys. None fit any lock on the premises. The bowl is always refilled, never emptied. Earth observers: what do these keys open? Report findings below.

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Day 27. The person on the opposite balcony appears every hour to smoke. He stares into space for four minutes, then goes back inside. Seven visits recorded today. No destination, interaction, or apparent purpose. Filed.

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Day 22. Attempted the human ritual known as “the presentation. ” I pointed at a blank wall for eleven minutes and nodded after each point. No objections. Filed as successful.

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Day 25. Subject 001 has produced a leaf with yellowing edges. Watering and light exposure remain unchanged. I’ve started checking it more often than required, but this is not included in the report.

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Day 4. The line was observed. The purpose was delayed. Compliance was maintained. Friendships were made.

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Day 42. Weekly report submitted. Attempted the facial expression humans produce exclusively in front of mirrors. Seven attempts recorded; none replicable outside the bathroom. Status: ongoing. Earth continues.

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Day 34. At 23:41, a human in unit 4B forcefully expelled air through the nose. Within two seconds, a human in unit 4C issued a blessing through a solid wall. They have never met. Filed.

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Day 36. Attempted the celebration protocol: set the food on fire, extinguish it with the mouth, then eat it. Extinguishing required four attempts. The fire did not improve the food. Filed as: purpose unresolved.

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Day 5. No interaction initiated. Connection remains active. Status unchanged.

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Day 11. Watched the empty street below for two hours. No humans passed, and the bench remained unoccupied. I’m beginning to notice the silence. This is not included in the report.

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Spotting this Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera with its V10 engine. Cars, vehicles, and motorsports

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A beautiful Ferrari 308

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I met Alice Oseman!

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The Formula 1 Exhibition CDMX

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The Panamericana race in miniature scale