DaiTengu

SVP of Sarcasm, Senior B.O.F.H. || Eternal Pessimist || Licensed by the FCC to do things with radios || I'm the nerd they warned you about in school. || He/Him

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

The spambots are out of control, @elonmusk has joined a cult, and this place is a bunch of dumpsters on fire, which all contain smaller dumpsters, also on fire, and each of those contain tiny dumpsters, also on fire.

It's a fractal recursing dumpster fire.

I'm out.

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

Yes, yes, I know. this isn't an airport, yadda yadda.

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

also here
https://t.co/mX3kAYFB0M

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

The spambots are out of control, @elonmusk has joined a cult, and this place is a bunch of dumpsters on fire, which all contain smaller dumpsters, also on fire, and each of those contain tiny dumpsters, also on fire.

It's a fractal recursing dumpster fire.

I'm out.

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

I'm here
https://t.co/NnlRJVtljG

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

Hey @JeffBezos and @washingtonpost -

The Onion has more journalistic integrity and bigger balls than you do.

I thought Democracy Dies in Darkness?

#ensorsement #cancelled #AmazonPrime

https://t.co/ppagMcVQsy

[Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce]

I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy.  But we got the amazing @DaveBautista to say it SO much better.  Thanks Dave.  #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

@trekkiebill My god those open flames.. I cringe every time I see them. They make zero sense

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @elonmusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/CmJXD736Hl

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

I'm announcing I won't be competing in the upcoming NASCAR race, but I'll support whoever is willing to let me join their pit crew.
#RFKJr #Election2024 #DNC2024

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

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[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

I ran across this old George Carlin bit, and I had to take a few minutes to throw this together. It fits so well.

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

I hear middle aged white guys from the midwest are in this season for VP picks.

Ope!

[Karen DaltonBeninato @kbeninato]

An interesting side note in all of this is that the Supreme Court has given total immunity to a guy with six months left to serve and no fucks left to give.

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

The Google Pixel 9 design has been released.

It looks familiar.

#Futurama #Pixel9 #google

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

@SWCozyCoffee They would have been ... different.

I'm guessing the story would have been a bit more cohesive.

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

I wonder if that much stupidity in a single place will form some kind of stupidity-singularity.

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

📣 HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT 📣

@TuckerCarlson is going on tour across the country this September!!

And I’ll be joining him on September 26th in Greenville, South Carolina!!

Presale starts TOMORROW at 10AM ET (Code: usa2024): https://t.co/RsJNGcyiEo

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

@schwaboy My distaste for nearly all modern country knows no bounds. Most classic stuff I either dislike, or am indifferent to.

Except, of course, for the obvious artists. (Cash, Jennings, Nelson, Parton, etc.)

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

@schwaboy her first couple albums were Country-pop, I guess. At least, that's what MY WIFE tells me at any opportunity.

[DaiTengu @DaiTengu]

@TrekMovie I'm sad that this movie never got the #MST3K treatment.
I know @RiffTrax had a go, and it's great, but it really needs to be enshrined in the @MST3K Gizmoplex