Dakota Smith

Overtime Worker. Certified Grinder. Professional idiot. “It is what it is”

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I am convinced the prettiest girls have autocorrect turned off

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Half swiping is for fakes

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“I like that girl too much, I wish I never met her” -Lil Uzi

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How do mfs be 22 and broke LMFAOOOOOOO

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“How can I sit and watch the highlights, if I got another game tomorrow” -Snoop Dogg

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I could never settle with a union job. Then your potential was always limited.

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Mfs really wearin work boots to work then not workin

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Why tf do people go out and “just have one or two” drinks. Wtf is the point in drinking if you’re not getting drunk. A bunch of half senders out here.

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It should be called mountain light, not Busch light. The logo is a mountain, not a bush 🧐

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@arielurgh Bruh I say the same shit. Like I came already. You got 5 minutes before I say fuck it I give up.

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I wanna start my own tea company, just to charge 3 cents more in Britain. See how those fucks like it 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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This is your daily reminder to drive in the left lane only while passing. Please allow me to drive 20 over the limit in peace.

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I eat zero food until 9 pm at night so I can gorge on terribly unhealthy foods until 1 am

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My wallet:
Ain’t gonna cancel on me
Ain’t gonna leave me on delivered
Always remember that the only one who truly cares about you is you.

[Dakota Smith @Dakotashitposts]

Room cleaning process: 20 minutes of cleaning, then getting distracted for 45 minutes. Repeat for 6 hours.

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May not kiss a female tonight, but I’ll definitely kiss my wallet. Been a great year for me.

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Walk into work in the best possible mood. Your light will make others shine.

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@anxiousbeefcake @kingbullyo And u have 8 about Shapiro in the last year, what does that make u 🤣

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Math is about numbers. WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE LETTERS IN MATH??

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Being called buddy by a stranger is the most condescending thing possible. Like bro just call me kid at this point.