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Me if I ever meet Sabrina Carpenter

[AP @TalksToPeople]

The clipper on this account that refuses to get the complete pitch delivery needs to be thrown into a volcano

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Pretty sure Kevin cash uses a random number generator to pick the lineup everyday #rays

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Fym push

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@DailyNoud Will it go inverted if you have less than 3 inches already? Asking for a friend

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Every time I decide to stop talking to a bitch, they better themselves and that shit pisses me off

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Why couldn’t my mother have just aborted me

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@bigtimehate

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It’s always the fattest bitches that do the best Adele karaoke

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Should have offed myself in ‘24 out of respect to Kobe

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Maybe this whole time my dad was just mogging me with his #abusemaxxing

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The name’s Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein

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Just got back from Cape Cod. They #rapemaxxing over there

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From the logo #SevereNotMild

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If I could time travel I’d get MLK hooked on prime Kodak

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Really regret fully developing my frontal lobe right about now

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Should be legal to shoot door to door salesmen

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@wewantdick Maybe not but I’m good with it champ

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Is domestic abuse really that bad if they’re hot?

[John Frascella (Football) @NFLFrascella]

Look… I love y’all on NFL Twitter, I do

But why are so many people saying this Keon Coleman drop didn’t count

It DID count, because the Broncos would have had to accept the Holding penalty, and Josh Allen would have been allowed to run another play, instead of a field goal attempt

This was a TERRIBLE drop and it did matter.