Richard Dalby

Got my shit together.

[Richard Dalby @DalbyTheGreat]

We kicked mother nature’s ass, and there’s no one else I’d rather suffer through it all with than @itsme_kourtni ! @ Big Bend National Park https://t.co/wIN2Zjgwbe

[Jee Boujee 👩🏾‍💻✨ @AjeeNichelle]

This is how God looks down on me when I’m having a mental breakdown and he already has a plan for me.....

https://t.co/63Q03NZ8Qb

[Richard Dalby @DalbyTheGreat]

Idk, is the inside of my burger supposed to be this pink, @McDonalds?

[Richard Dalby @DalbyTheGreat]

I heard someone say “white people put cheese on everything”, years ago. And I think about that a lot.

[Richard Dalby @DalbyTheGreat]

Can we get a Star Wars Battle Front 3 that is just like BF2 on the PS2 except it’s based off of the most recent trilogy.

[Jeremy Martinez @jermartinez_]

Petition to force Whataburger to step up their sweet tea game

[Richard Dalby @DalbyTheGreat]

There are just some songs that hit you every time. https://t.co/6EojgOcbvX

[Richard Dalby @DalbyTheGreat]

Nobody:

Literally no one:

Drug dealers:
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS🔥🔥🔥😜🤪!!!

[Richard Dalby @DalbyTheGreat]

How long do you think it will be before the mortician that did Epstein‘s autopsy will come forward saying he was offered money to claim it was a suicide?

[Richard Dalby @DalbyTheGreat]

Does anyone ever contemplate robbing a store? If rich people can get away with doing crazy shit, why can’t we?

[Richard Dalby @DalbyTheGreat]

Project Farm on YouTube puts the R&D sector of so many companies to shame. This guy is awesome.

[Richard Dalby @DalbyTheGreat]

I’m a big fan of taking myself on movie dates.

[Richard Dalby @DalbyTheGreat]

Shakey Graves @KlydeWarrenPark tonight. Free concerts ftw.

[Richard Dalby @DalbyTheGreat]

SO ⁦@KryozGaming⁩ for turning me on to this 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/ur40TWaWKZ