Dale Allen Berg

Keynote Speaker, Captivating Story Teller and Stay-At-Home Dad to 4 special needs kids with #Autism and #RettSyndrome; All while fighting with #MS myself.

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A scientific, peer reviewed study - AKA a blog I wrote and posted on Facebook - confirms that parents live a longer, happier and healthier life if when woken up in the middle of the night, they find their baby in a sleeper with ONE! zipper as opposed to 73 snaps.

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We are living in an inclusive world. Therefore, if we feel that you are speaking in a non-inclusive way - you will be excluded.

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Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes today.

Being an adult is stupid!

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Don’t give up!

Normally it is the last key on the ring that opens the door.

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There is a big difference between school and life.

In school, you’re taught a lesson, and then given a test.

In life, you’re given a test, that teaches you a lesson.

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I am not lazy, unmotivated or stuck. After years of living my life in survival mode, I am exhausted.

There is a difference.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food and all I find are ingredients.

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So, tomorrow is Monday again?!?
I can’t keep living like this! 😩

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April 1: The only day of the year that people critically evaluate things they find on the internet before accepting them as true.

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The answer lies within ourselves. If we can’t find peach and happiness there, it’s not going to come from the outside.

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That risk you’re afraid to take, could be the one that changes your entire life.

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If you continue to carry the bricks from your past, you will end up building the same house.

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Dear Chocolate Chip Distributors,

If 170 grams equals one cup, why are your bags 300 grams - leaving me 40 grams short of 2 cups…

… oh wait! I see what you’re doing here.

But I don’t like it.

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The last time wearing a tiny piece of cloth caused so much controversy was when bikinis were introduced.

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Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin. Muffins are healthy.

You’re welcome.

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Behind every strong person is a story that gave them no choice.

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Working hard for something we don’t care about is called stress. Working hard for something we love is called passion.

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Tears are words that the heart can’t express.

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‘tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

… or so they say. 😢

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Stick with the people who pull the magic out of you and not the madness.