Dale Disill

‘The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People’ sucks. Nothing funnier than cyclists getting doored. Firefighters are the biggest waste of my tax dollars.

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@SmoothsHoops @JackMac It might need saving again cuz the holy moly that was bad basketball down the stretch

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@martymush Wemby with the game on the line

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@B1Gsad 42 fouls and still time left… best sport ever

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@StevenCheah NBA’s desperate to keep the Knicks from winning, bad for the league

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@JohnRichTV When you have a rooting interest, you live and die with each foul call. It’s unbearable

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@JohnRichTV That’s basketball. How could you with 40 fouls? And reviews. And timeouts.

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@ravinispunk @surreycanuck6 We asked them to get rid of the crackheads and instead they gave us homos kicking a ball

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@surreycanuck6 I’m gonna throw so many chairs at people in the streets. I ❤️ soccer

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@PanasonicDX4500 Players showed out tonight!

Time to fuck a dude.

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@danorlovsky7 Me walking out a room with a woman in it “she can’t f___ with me”

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@StevenCheah NBA rules are confusing as hell:

- Foul
- flagrant foul 1
- flagrant foul 2
- flagrant foul 3…?
- hostile act
- technical foul (aren’t all fouls technically fouls?)

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@OtraysHooligan @TomFornelli Drinking is “doing something”

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@TomFornelli Install a cup holder

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@stephenattong Just Pride and gay soccer and pink Floyd and WE Cults. But other than that, none

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@TomFornelli @BarstoolBigCat Move the Cubs to Iowa

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@DonnieDoesWorld *2026 tortoise goes viral reviewing Michelin star restarants*

Wonton: check out my 2004 video series with said tortoise: Ketamine diaries in the Galapagos

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@TomFornelli You’ll get a third round draft pick when the Packers hire him cuz ROONEY DEI

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@MacMan_50 @NickyNumbers194 @Jerrythekid21 @ChipotleTweets Filipino tiltaworld operators are the lifeblood of the community

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@MoneyBull17 @NickyNumbers194 @Jerrythekid21 @ChipotleTweets Don’t bother, firemen can’t read

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@Wreckception @NickyNumbers194 @Jerrythekid21 @ChipotleTweets Ya what is this world coming to when guys who work out and nap on the taxpayer dime can’t get free lunch!?