Dale Hunter's Brain

Inspired by Stephen Whyno, AP Sports Writer, from his days covering the #Caps in DC. He's not affiliated w/ me. I'm just a fake brain.

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

Alex “Holtby’s The Save” Tuch, eh? #caps #capitals #allcaps @Capitals

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

The #allcaps lifted the Cup in June, 2018. This June, 2026 will be 8 years since that glorious time. They’ve won exactly ONE playoff series since then. Woof

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

💩 #allcaps

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

The #allcaps are the only team in the @nhl that can lead a game 3-0 after 6 minutes and you think “uh oh, their opponent has ‘em right where they want ‘em, and are about to score the next 7 goals” @Capitals

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

Laid an egg in a game that would’ve put them 1 point out of a playoff spot 🤢
#allcaps #capitals #Caps @Capitals #OnePlayoffSeriesWinTheLastEightSeaons

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

You gotta be kidding me @NHL, Utah gets a PP out of that egregious boarding??? That’s disgraceful. #allcaps #caps #CapsUtah

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

This might be the worst PP team in the history of the @NHL #allcaps @Capitals

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

WHY DID YOU TRADE A 4th ROUND PICK FOR A PENDING UFA ONLY TO SCRATCH HIM EVERY GAME?!?!?!?!?!? #allcaps #caps #CapsUtah @Capitals @TedLeonsis @alexalandestoy @AlanMay_16 @Laughlin18

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Tonight's scratches against the Mammoth.

#CapsUtah | @ChasenBoscolo

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

Out of town scoreboard couldn’t have broken any more favorably for the #allcaps tonight, and yet they play like …. this🤦🏻‍♂️ @Capitals

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

@samb999 🤣🤣

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

Still waiting for an answer as to why the #allcaps @Capitals traded a 4th and a 6th for two guys who don’t see the ice 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

Another day of no help from other teams. #allcaps in this position because of their play during long stretches of the season. Likely need to go 10-2 over their final 12 just to squeak into the playoffs 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

Did Tsyplakov find his jock strap yet? Asking for a friend #colehutson #allcaps

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

Might as well try guys 10-18 to start, since the guys he throws out there like to dipsy-do, left-right-left, dilly-dally, and end up doing jack puck. Try some speed, straight in like a breakaway, where guys seem to score much more often. #allcaps

[Sammi Silber 🏒 @sammisilber]

Was it hard for Spencer Carbery to find shooters for the shootout that goes nine rounds?

Carbery, blunt: “Yes.”

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

Farewell, Carly, and we thank you #allcaps

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

Farewell, Dowder, and we thank you #allcaps

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

Tom Wilson is an asshole. (This tweet will self-destruct at 10am ET today) #Olympics2026 #TeamUSA #USAHockey

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

Oh, so this is what it’s like when Tom Wilson is just destroying all your guys with bone-rattling hits because he’s too big to skate like he does?

I see.

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

MITCH MARNER YOU DELICIOUS BOWL OF POUTINE❤️❤️❤️
(Yes, I was at work and stayed away from all potential spoilers)
#Canada #Olympics2026

[Dale Hunter's Brain @DaleHunterBrain]

As always, the #ALLCAPS struggle whenever I’m on this stupid app ….. so, ✌️out