Dale Knows

Former Animal Control. 11 years. Honorably discharged. They/them are lying about the birds. Do you're own research. Lawyer: "satire" & "plausible deniability”

[Dale Knows @DaleKnowsAll]

A THREAD. Please stay calm.

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@Dearme2_ Democrats, easy. Next question.

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Very interesting. It’s no secret that the fleur-de-lis is a symbol of CATHOLIC significance, but the clever placement right between the boobs almost made me miss it entirely.

A lot of powerful forces ushering in the apocalypse.

[Callie Wake @wokemobfootball]

Thirst trap for NYC tonight
GO KNICKS BABY!!!!!

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Even more “coincidences”

Seems this goes even deeper than I suspected

[Mookie Alexander @mookiealexander]

Mike Brown's first championship was as an assistant with the Spurs.

Mike Brown's first NBA Finals as a head coach ended in a sweep at the hands of the Spurs.

Mike Brown's first NBA championship as a head coach just came against the Spurs.

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Not convinced yet? 2026-1973=53.

FIFTY-SHITTING-THREE. PRIME NUMBER.

I see what you’re doing, Mamdani, you can’t fool me.

[Dale Knows @DaleKnowsAll]

I’m telling you now, the Knicks winning it all is a sign of end times. The last time they won was 1973. Those who have been paying attention need no explanation but for the rest of you, 1973 is the key here. 19 and 73, both of which are prime numbers and add up to 92. Taylor swift knows this.

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Time to bug out and head for the woods #Knicks #NBAFinals #Armageddon #EndOfTheFuckingWorld

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I’m telling you now, the Knicks winning it all is a sign of end times. The last time they won was 1973. Those who have been paying attention need no explanation but for the rest of you, 1973 is the key here. 19 and 73, both of which are prime numbers and add up to 92. Taylor swift knows this.

[Dale Knows @DaleKnowsAll]

Under Section 4, Paragraph 2 of the settlement agreement, which I wrote, I am legally entitled to full visual access to all featured performers during my session. I have formally notified Carol. Carol has declined. I have formally notified Patty. Patty has declined. The court has declined to file my motion on three separate occasions. I sent it a fourth time by certified mail. I am legally entitled to see Carol's boobs. The settlement says what it says. I am also still appealing the Patricia thing.

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20 or so years ago I was involved in a Taco Tuesday incident at a strip club that resulted in traumatic brain injury. A THREAD 🧵

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I continue to fulfill my obligations. I arrive every Tuesday at 11am. I am always seated in booth 4. Carol has been my designated entertainer for three years. She knows my order. I tip 18% exactly. My accountant has questions. I do not have answers for my accountant.

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With that said… @CathyEngelbert my probation officer told me explicitly not to message you, but if you’re into skinny-fat 50-something year old alpha males with seasonal male pattern baldness… my DMs are open. HMU I just renewed my HIMS subscription.

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I suppose it’s just a coincidence that my ex-wife looks exactly like WNBA Commissioner @CathyEngelbert. The feminist agenda has taken everything from me.

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@AnaEscobarShow Hunter Biden is exactly the kind of guy I’d love to share a bathroom stall with.

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THE “POWERS THAT BE” DON”T WANT THIS INFO GETTING OUT #femboy

[Camron 𖤍🐦‍🔥 @RekkiMaru78]

They purposely make defaults ugly so you buy more costumes.

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I trust the government more than WNBA officiating, and I do not trust the government