Dallas

Extremely stubborn and suspicious. It's only weird if you make it weird.

[Dallas @Dallirious]

No matter how much I stir my tea the sugar is always in the last mouthful. It's a depressing metaphor for my life.

[(Sarah) سارة @sarsaraaaaah]

fingers crossed the sexiest man alive is the most controversial event this week

[Lev Parikian @LevParikian]

Sitting and standing all day are both bad, which leaves lying down as the best option, which is what I’ve been saying for years.

[Dallas @Dallirious]

She’s coming out of the mud and she’s been doing just fine! #AgathaAllAlong

[stevie nicks manager @kajolswife]

STEVIE NICKS ON SNL WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND

[Dallas @Dallirious]

Agatha and Teen energy… #AgathaAllAlong

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

She literally said “sounds like a skill issue”

[Tara Rae Moss @Tara_Moss]

I'm an animist. I am pro-human rights. I am pro-animal rights. I am pro-environmental rights. Beings have the right to exist, in and of themselves, regardless of their perceived 'use' to us. Every time we deny basic respect for life, we kill our own world as well as theirs.

[ELBEGDORJ Tsakhia Mongol @elbegdorj]

After Putin’s talk. I found Mongolian historic map. Don’t worry. We are a peaceful and free nation🌏

[jeeves @jeeveswilliams]

glad to see usher looking happy and healthy in spite of his house falling

[Dallas @Dallirious]

Recite 80% of a movie and you get 500k. What movie are you picking?

[samantha coley 👻💖 @samcaseys]

Recite 80% of a movie and you get 500k. What movie are you picking?

[Dallas @Dallirious]

jurassic girls do it better

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

This might be impossible, but pick a duo

[shiv roy's bob @shivstratt]

RIGHT?! LIKE WATCH THE DAMN SHOW CAUSE RACHEL WEISZ IS SOOOO GOOD IN IT

[Dallas @Dallirious]

Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?

[samantha coley 👻💖 @samcaseys]

Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?

[Dallas @Dallirious]

@Elphaba_Anne I think it might be time to genderswap Top Gun

[Dallas @Dallirious]

@Elphaba_Anne Wow. Is this how our friendship ends? This was unexpected.

[Nick Hern Books @NickHernBooks]

The hilarious story of how Michael Gambon auditioned for Laurence Olivier at the start of his career - as told in Antony Sher's book Year of the King.

RIP.

[Declan Fay @declanf]

How come all those people who were “doing their own research” during Covid, now want to do absolutely no research on The Voice?
#Yes23 #voicereferendum

[James Johnson @ThePrydonian]

Meanwhile, 57 years ago...

#DoctorWho #TheToymaker

[Dallas @Dallirious]

@samcaseys “He’s my number one Dad!”

…but mostly for the Ro growth 🥹

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Rupert Murdoch is worth roughly $8 billion, went to Oxford, and arguably has led the most destructive media force in journalism history. Him acting like he’s not a member of the ruling class is just insidious.