Dalton Larson

Everyone wants to be a cowboy until it comes time to do cowboy shit

[Dalton Larson @DaltonLarson4]

Ads have their place... but interrupting Dwight Yoakum and Chris Stapleton singing “Seven Spanish Angels” on Facebook is a sin and might drive me to drink... more.

[Clayton Sorum @BigPlayClay59]

Hey @BuschBeer do you need a new mascot? Moose would be happy to help out!

[Eric Matheny @ericmmatheny]

Bill Gates buying up all the farmland is far more concerning than Elon Musk buying up all of Twitter.

[Clayton Sorum @BigPlayClay59]

I never realized it till now, but what an unrealistic piece of cinematography the movie “Racing Stripes” was. Ain’t no zebra outracing a horse.

[R Holl @RileyRh3899]

What’s Christmas without a couple whiskeys???

[Dalton Larson @DaltonLarson4]

@JohnBrown_777 Send me that 🔥

[Dalton Larson @DaltonLarson4]

@JohnBrown_777 Hey did you make a diss track about Tyler Patterson and if so can you give me the link to it?

[Dalton Larson @DaltonLarson4]

On a plane to visit SoDak. Heard “oof-dah” for the first time in four months. It’s the little things.

[Clayton Sorum @BigPlayClay59]

A list of songs that I play with my guitar that would sound better if @cptbigges would play the violin with me in concert:

1. All of them

Hear us discuss it more on this weeks episode of The Other Guys with a Doug and Clay. Click this link to hear more.
https://t.co/LkuPOTqoB1

[Dalton Larson @DaltonLarson4]

Wish you could leave reviews on customers so the entitled dick heads that come in spending Daddy’s money on equipment would check their attitude at the door

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

have u ever been so right about something that you end up laughing because you saw it coming? LMAO

[Dalton Larson @DaltonLarson4]

Stacking hay with the rake still hooked up to the loader... and that’s on laziness causing more work #greatdayforhay

[Clayton Sorum @BigPlayClay59]

@cptbigges: "Our @dominos driver David is on his way....Godspeed David"

[Dalton Larson @DaltonLarson4]

Hey @JoeBiden, any chance I could get that stimulus check in the form of a giant check? I just wanna feel like a winner.

[Dalton Larson @DaltonLarson4]

Rancho Deluxe is a movie if you haven’t seen then you haven’t lived... that’s the tweet

[Ian Munsick @IanMunsick]

Retweet if you hate fencing but somehow still kinda like it

[Dalton Larson @DaltonLarson4]

Can we talk about the fact that barstool is missing a huge opportunity by adding coverage of college and professional rodeo to their sports lineup? @stoolpresidente @HobosBarstool @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat

[Luke Perman @rockhillsranch]

I just want to know why we don't have biodegradable/edible net wrap in 2021.

[Dalton Larson @DaltonLarson4]

You may think you have a good professor but let me know when they make a tik tok account for the course’s content... #getongondaslevel

[Dalton Larson @DaltonLarson4]

@BigPlayClay59 Take it slow and easy while starting the blow... then don’t be afraid to pick up the pace.