Dalt Weptula

Parody Account I ❤️ Bill Snyder, Paul Johnson, and “Da Sauce” at Joe’s NY Pizza.

[Matchbox Twenty @MatchboxTwenty]

We've also just added 2 new dates to our “Slow Dream Tour”, featuring Special Guests @mattnathanson & @benrector! Tickets for the newly added dates in Concord, CA and Las Vegas, NV go on sale this Friday, March 24 at 10am local time.

[Matchbox Twenty @MatchboxTwenty]

We are thrilled to share that our 6th studio album 'Where The Light Goes’ will be released on May 26th! Pre-save it now: https://t.co/axT6ao17IL

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

They beat an Elite 8 team. @1055TheROAR @deptulahasrage

[Matt Connolly @MattConnolly___]

Morehead State coach Preston Spradlin says that was the second biggest win in program history.

Adds that Vegas had Clemson winning by 15 and Vegas looked pretty good for a while

[Brevin Galloway @BrevinGalloway]

First Round of the NIT tonight 😎 let's prove em wrong!! 💜🧡

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

Morehead State is a blue blood*

*within the city limits of Morehead, KY

[Morgan Thomas @TheMorganTShow]

Brownell’s post game.

Played loose at times. Baited into too many quick 3s. Poor shooting from some key guys. Poor offensive rebounding all year. Ran out of ways to score. PJ Hall got too passive at times and should have kept it. Brad disappointed he “couldn’t help our guys enough.”

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

Not over yet. This is an Elite 8 team.

[TheClemsonInsider @ClemsonInsider]

NIT loss ends Clemson's season https://t.co/3mlrXLKNds

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

If you can’t appreciate what Brad BrownL has done for @ClemsonMBB, you just don’t understand basketball.

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

Elite 8 team

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

Ready for my Road Repair Guarantees?

@1055TheROAR

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

Ramona, mark the tape!

Clemson is an Elite 8 team this season.

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

Brad Brownell is the best coach* in the ACC right now.

*with the name Brownell

[Clemson Bagman @ExcessDepth]

😂

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

Don’t forget my Road Repair Guarantees:

Valdosta 8u +2.5 vs. Tifton 8u
FSU O/U 6 turnovers. Take the over!
Greene Law over Parham, Smith, & Archenhold adult softball game

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

@EricMacLain I put out a Road Repair Guarantee that Louisville would fumble a recovered fumble following an interception. I’m 1,000,000 and 2 this season!

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

@deptulahasrage

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

36 out of 37 posts on the first page of their “message board” are from their moderators.

97%

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

It must have been challenging to write this entire tweet without stopping and posting a link to your message board.

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

@1055TheROAR @BradSenkiw No way am I tied with Romona. I’m never wrong, the score board is wrong!

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

Here are your Road Repair Picks for today:

TDs will be scored and FGs will be kicked

RRG: 1/2 teams on today’s schedule will win and 1/2 will lose. Take that to the bank!

@1055TheROAR

[Pitt Girl C-137 @blamberr]

I don’t know if I’d call what Florida State plays these days “football.”

[Dalt Weptula @Daltweptula]

I saw only 7 points for UNC in the first half!