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My "I hate Mondays" face! R-Ruffone P - King_Of_Sting

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Feeling a lil bubbly inside and out :)

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Steel Chastity Devices – Pretty! http://t.co/WAXhlPpcPk

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Having the Breast Day Ever!

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Things to do at Wal-Mart #53: Sit in a bathroom stall, and when someone walks in, yell, "What?? I didn't eat corn!!"

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someone says "YOU SUCK!", this is when u reply, "not for free"

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Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused!

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There's two ways to avoid a hangover...don't drink or don't stop

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don't look back, you've already been there...

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True friends are a rare breed...sadly, one that is slowly becoming extinct. :(

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Women are emotional creatures, Men are physical. Women can love at the drop of a hat, Men can love at the drop of a pair of panties.

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Wondering if someone could tell me why If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared then why is there an effin song about it?

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On the advice of my attorney, I plead the 5th on EXACTLY what I did for a Klondike Bar.

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if you take a picture of your package and e-mail it to somebody, does that make it junk mail...

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"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" - Dr. Seuss

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Man: Why do you make women so beautiful?
God: So you will love them.
Man: Why do you make her so dumb?
God: So she will love you

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If I had to say yes to everything you asked me today what would you ask me? Write a comment

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I know, like right?

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asks whats the sweetest words a man can say to a woman?..... I'll do the dishes