would you rather follow me into the bathroom stall at the disco when I was drunk and stoned or find me asleep, plugged and half dressed in my bed? ๐คญ
Wife: โI donโt know why people were so cruel during the medieval period of human historyโฆโ
Me: โWell itโs because they were in the middle of being evil.โ
Wife: โโฆโ
Wife: โWTFโฆ.โ