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[#WorldPresident 🌎 @Zlatan_Ibile]

2013 vs 2026 MAPOLY ❤️4L

[EL REY, THE MEAT MAN😮‍💨😮‍💨 @benueboypj3_]

Back at it 🤭 🥃

[isaiah @tlop444]

the illuminati used to give us bangers like this every other week what happened

[KING ELOM👑🌕 @iamNeare]

TODAY WE CELEBRATE A HERO
AN ICON
THE DEFENDER OF AFRICAN FREEDOM
A TRUE PAN-AFRICAN

A SON MOTHER AFRICA IS MOST PROUD OF WAS BORN ON THIS DAY 101 YEARS AGO. HE LIVES FOREVER

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

What happens when an internet leftist darling from the Global South does something that western internet leftists do not understand and can't be bothered to research?

Complete meltdown.

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[Oluwafemi @Femi_Daveed]

I think all those who eat Crocodile are can!bals😭😞

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

over 40 days now, bro these children are still inside forest and this government has done nothing , i mean nothing about it.💔

[zeUs⚜️ @DAME001]

@telegram 😂😂😂

[H_R_V @SpacemanAp]

If you really want to beat back the olodo uprising. First you must jump into the deep end. Let the olodos know that you don’t even think of them as human beings. Assault their two brain cells with things that’ll fry their brains. They’ll attack you en mass, don’t back down

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

This you, hippo?

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

- K!dnappers grow old
- Rap!sts & Pedos grow old
- Cheaters grow old
- Swindlers grow old
- Deadbeat dads and dem Iya ofo grow old
- Dem iti boribo at the back of classrooms grow old too

Why should I automatically respect you just because you happened to not have d!ed quick ?

Old africans always feel they’re immune to foolery just because of our ‘respect your elders’ culture.

Miss me with that bullsh!t.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I hate this narrative so much.

It is a narrative that infantilizes women as irrational nagging babies with no sense of behavioral order.

How come the same women, suddenly, have patience with their friends or bosses at work?

[zeUs⚜️ @DAME001]

@UnkleAyo how tf does this even make any sense to some people…. 4 billion women in this world and a mad one is who I’ll choose to live my days with… nfw
A “Patient man” will die before his time

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The Tinubu regime ~instead of doing nothing~

like to find vestigial wheels, break them, end up not fixing them, patch them, then statpad as "administration landmarks".

Create artificial problems ♻️ provide artificial solutions♻️ throw a clown parade♻️

Cacophony of retards.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Risk is a privilege.

[zeUs⚜️ @DAME001]

@KALADIMA1972

[Yehgha @yaygha]

When women mock Alabi for supposedly being impotent, it's memes and laughing emojis.

When men mock his wife for supposedly being barren it's "cruel" and "unfair"

It is only in the second case, twitter doctors remember their degrees.

Fucking idiots

[zeUs⚜️ @DAME001]

@Abu_The_Truth It is too late