Maria

Paramedic

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@ElleGrenn Sorry you're getting alot of hate. I hope you have a better day <3

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@JeffProbst I've wondered how they draw for spots?! My guess is coloured rocks in a bag?!

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Drinkin' board game night again! This is becoming a very unhealthy/awesome habit.

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@chrisdcomedy Listening to you on Sirius XM - Friggin hilarious! Getting me through my Friday Work day! <3 <3

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Life ticks by, yet you wish for tomorrow...

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Built a snow man today - BECAUSE ITS APPARENTLY WINTER AGAIN! #SnowInApril

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Y no new @ConanOBrien ? Guess I'm going to bed early this week...

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Big changes in my life right now, almost mentally prepared for this

[TOOL effing TOOL @Tool]

“@Jazzrockman: @mjkeenan @puscifer .@Tool .@CumbreTajin Fotografiado por Fernando Aceves”

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Can you get sick right after being sick? I must have pissed the wrong person off upstairs because now I have a rash and my eye hurts....

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You know you appreciate your neighbours plowing your driveway when you stay up until 4am baking cookies for them :)

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Don't you hate it when you're trying to take a shit and someone thinks its okay to have a full on conversation with you!

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-35 - it feels warmer to me! #Idressfortheweatherbitch!

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@jontaffer James is a rock star. Can you tell right away if a chef is going to be a hit or a miss? #TafferTalk #SpikeTV

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@jontaffer watching your show always makes me want to drink and eat haha. Well after your re-launch anyways... #TafferTalk #BarRescue

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I don't know how you restrain yourself from not throwing the food at the chef. A ten year old can do better. So sad. #taffertalk

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Working for the man, its getting me down.

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I will never grow tired of the movie "bad teacher." Fucking love it!

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Just chilling watching some good ol' baggage. #jerryspringer #baggage

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Omfg Walt lost his mind!!!!! #breakingbad