Damian Maclennan

Consultant CTO, YOW! Technical Director (@yow_conf). Software Developer, Architect, Trainer

[Damian Maclennan @DamianM]

I've deleted all my old tweets. My bags a packed and waiting for the ceiling to collapse at Twitter. I'm hanging out at https://t.co/Mtzw5mEN6i

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@seanholm

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@fernandogros TikiBot!

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@fernandogros it would be a laugh, i have far too many projects on the go as it is though.

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@fernandogros It could go that way, we're in the chaos now but it could shake out into lots of little niche ones.

[Hans, Faffing @HansFaffing]

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@baddantakes Yes we're gonna have a wingding
A summer smoker underground
It's just a dugout that my dad built
In case the reds decide to push the button down
We've got provisions and lots of beer
The key word is survival on the new frontier

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@fernandogros Entirely possible

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@TimJackson @vivavelo Where you at? I'm [email protected]

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Spent a lot of time working with a sociopathic narcissist who said things like this. He worshipped Elno too.

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

musk spent Thursday in meetings across different divisions of Twitter, making personal appeals to the *many* employees attempting to resign.

His pitch, paraphrased:

“I know how to win. If you want to win, stay and work for me.”

w/@RMac18

https://t.co/GsYVtrtrdU

[NaN demeulemeester @snikolov]

telling a senior engineer with total comp $200-800k who can get pretty much any job in their field of expertise: ahaha that's what you egt for badmouthing the boss!! better luck at McDonald's snowflake!!!!

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@Kimbo_Ramplin @AndrewHayen did she delete the one where she was complaining about Qantas business class for forgetting her orange juice or something? (I'm blocked, but you probs are too)

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@Kimbo_Ramplin @AndrewHayen Your reply? it's a certified banger!

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@Kimbo_Ramplin @AndrewHayen She is so cringe

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@dbfmurray You're not tooooo far off https://t.co/0ihhG51eNp

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@JamalMavadat So that when it all crashes down and somebody sells off the data in an asset firesale, my stuff isn't in there.

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I've deleted all my old tweets. My bags a packed and waiting for the ceiling to collapse at Twitter. I'm hanging out at https://t.co/Mtzw5mEN6i

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@JonoH Underrated quote! I like caravans more.

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@chillikebab Oh god no, I mean, you can, I don't have the emotional bandwidth to deal with cycling advocates.

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@fernandogros Mastodon isn't the next thing you mean? I get that, it feels a bit like the departure lounge. We'll see.