Damien Shepard

Jaded is an understatement.

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

*Eyetwitch*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

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[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

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[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

There is a bed.

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@CDR_JShepard *Carefully wipes blood off face and carries lizard into his room, placing him on desk. Engaging in a staredown for a while.*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@CDR_JShepard ... ... ... *Blood on face. Stares at Lizard. Eyetwitch.*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@CDR_JShepard *EYETWITCHES FURIOUSLY AS HE REACHES AND WRAPS HIS HESITANT BUT BARE FINGERS AROUND THE BOX-LIKE OBJECT.*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@CDR_JShepard *HNNNNNNN REAAAACHIIIIIING.*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@CDR_JShepard *Eventually the flashbacks subside as he carefully kneels down hand slowly reaching for it. Slowly. Carefully.*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@CDR_JShepard ... ... .... *Flashback face.*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@CDR_JShepard *Stares at package. STARES AT PACKAGE. STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE.*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@CDR_JShepard *Opens door, looks at package with suspicion.*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@CDR_JShepard @CerberusShadow .... *Adds them both to his spam filter. Important reaper-related messages be damned.*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

... *Takes great care to smoosh the yellow M&M with great prejudice between his fingers before devouring it, eyes narrowing.*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@MLawsSR2 *I SMOKE BETTER THAN HIM. SO ITS OK*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@MLawsSR2 *May have swallowed his cigarette*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@MLawsSR2 *SHUT YOUR PERFECT STUPID FACE.*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@MLawsSR2 *Replaced booze with copious amounts of chain smoking.*

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@CDR_JShepard ... I can't see the effectiveness of doing that in a hardsuit.

[Damien Shepard @Damien_Shepard]

@CDR_JShepard *Falls on his back, staring up at her. Utterly baffled by this choice of counter-attack.*