Damien Tuffy

[Tron Carter @TronCarterNLU]

Horrible night to be a pint. A win for the blokes.

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

If LIV doesn’t come out with another one of these today I really don’t know what we’re doing here

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Picking a fight with Fino

[James Colgan @jamescolgan26]

The U.S. Ryder Cup team: we need to channel the energy of New York

The energy of New York they channeled:

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Elon Musk just sieg heiled on stage. What the actual fuck?

[Damien Tuffy @DamienTuffy]

@andy_syn_8_ Such a good goal!

[Don Van Natta Jr. @DVNJr]

Tanned, rested and ready

[Daniel Hussey @DanielHussey2]

My favourite Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh quotes:

"Seán Óg Ó hAilpín. His father's from Fermanagh. His mother's from Fiji. Neither a hurling stronghold."

"The stopwatch has stopped. It’s up to God and the referee now. The referee is Pat Horan. God is God."

"Teddy McCarthy to John McCarthy, no relation. John McCarthy to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation."

"Anthony Lynch, the Cork corner-back, will be the last person to let you down. His people are undertakers."

"1.5 to 0.8 - well, from Lapland to the Antarctic, that’s level scores in any man’s language."

"I saw a few Sligo people at Mass in Gardiner Street this morning and the omens seem to be good for them. The priest was wearing the same colours as the Sligo jersey. 40 yards out on the Hogan Stand side of the field, Ciarán Whelan goes on a rampage, and it’s a goal. So much for religion!"

"Pat Fox out to the 40 and grabs the sliotar. I bought a dog from his father last week. Fox turns and sprints for goal. The dog ran a great race last Tuesday in Limerick. Fox to the 21, fires a shot, it goes to the left and wide. And the dog lost as well."

"He grabs the sliothar. He's on the 50. He's on the 40. He's on the 30. He's on the ground."

"Colin Corkery on the 45 lets it go with the right boot. It's over the bar. This man shouldn’t be playing football. He’s made an almost Lazarus-like recovery from a heart condition. Lazarus was a great man, but he couldn’t kick points like Colin Corkery."

"Pat Fox has it on his hurl and is motoring well now, but here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail. I’ve seen it all now, a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park."

"He’s not a big man, he’s not a small man, he’s what you might call a handyman."

"Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, I’ll tell you a little story. I was in Times Square in New York last week, and I was missing the Championship back home. So I approached a newsstand, and I said, 'I suppose ye wouldn’t have The Kerryman, would ya?' To which, the Egyptian behind the counter turned to me, and he said, 'Do you want the North Kerry edition or the South Kerry edition?' He had both so I bought both. And Dooher is back on his feet."

[Damien Tuffy @DamienTuffy]

@andy_syn_8_ @SeanDilbob at Liverpool

[Damien Tuffy @DamienTuffy]

@MarkEagleton @andy_syn_8_ Shut up Mark

[Little Green @thelittlegreen6]

BREAKING: US President Joe Biden heckled after arriving in Ireland.

[Jayo @Jayooo32]

Balbriggan connected at its best again hahahahaha

[Damien Tuffy @DamienTuffy]

@HarryMaguire93 was that you at 10 today for South Africa?
#IREvRSA

[Damien Tuffy @DamienTuffy]

@jamieheaslip please shut up!

[Lee @goronology]

What a name, what a nickname

[Damien Tuffy @DamienTuffy]

@andy_syn_8_ @EURO2024 @FAIreland @SeanDilbob Pints everywhere

[Damien Tuffy @DamienTuffy]

@SeanDilbob @bryangreenberg @victorrasuk @NewYorkNico The lads!!!

[Damien Tuffy @DamienTuffy]

@JWools2510 @NoContextHearn @Colin_Lynch7

[Damien Tuffy @DamienTuffy]

@SeanDilbob @AdamSchefter @ESPNNFL Making it easy for you!!

[Damien Tuffy @DamienTuffy]

@SeanDilbob @randysingh86 @LandoNorris That dream is well gone!!