Damir Batra

Twitter is the essence of comedy and Donald trump’s darkest thoughts

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Loosely?

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@boburnham and @lildickytweets gotta make a song together

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There is nothing more irritating than iMessage 8ball

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America:lollapalooza/rolling loud
India: sir actually due to Covid protocol our last order is 9:30 and we can’t have more than 10 people at the restaurant at a time, we’re also booked till next month and won’t be serving any mutton due to lack of availability

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@tarakumar28 Cause yk they’re lying to you

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There is so much second hand embarrassment in dil dhadakne do

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I got that #swag! Do you???

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Hello everyone welcome to the first day of the annual attempt to turn Mumbai into a swimming pool, I’am your host badly designed sewage system, stay tuned, we’re just getting started

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じゅげむ じゅげむ ごこうのすりきれ
かいじゃりすいぎょの すいぎょうまつ
うんらいまつ ふうらいまつ
くうねるところにすむところ

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Chilli potato

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Pyaaz pakoda

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@archishaa24 Too far man too far everyone makes mistake, you for one would know

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Please specify what you do with this ice

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Bullying @archishaa24 is fun

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POV:you’re an introvert