Andrew

my enemy is self intrest, my opening statement a Batson challenge.

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@TheChuckP @fitzfilmsit @machinesports @notJDaigle Thanks guys. Y’all are the best.

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@machinesports @TheChuckP @notJDaigle @fitzfilmsit Not sure yet. Declarations are due tonight. I can safely predict Love, Dart, Caleb, and, Sunshine will be kept. Possibly Darnold, Stafford Shough and Purdy too.

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@TheChuckP @machinesports @notJDaigle @fitzfilmsit I pick last in a 10 team league. It also has 2 keepers so I get to keep Drake with an 8th and Judkins with a 9th. I can’t decide whether to go some combo of elite WR RB at the turn or grab the best QB left. Likely Dak or Pat based on others keepers.

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@machinesports @notJDaigle @fitzfilmsit @TheChuckP @thedumbzone Am I an idiot or is it not up yet? Couldn’t find AITJ on Patreon or YouTube.

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@machinesports are we getting any AITJ this year?

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@thedumbzone I think Dr. Phil is hocking something called relaxium. Please investigate.

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@NotJackKemp broccoli high heat on a cast iron or on broil in the oven get some char on that bitch then hit that shit with some Caesar dressing.

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@NotJackKemp tell me you’re getting the audio of this guy on the crowd mic in Minnesota?

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@NotJackKemp
I learned Tim Wakefield was dead when I was working a child sex assault case and there was a witness listed at Tim Wakefield at a camping trip in Sherman. Never confirmed if it was the knuckleballer bc the ADA didn’t give a shit but you know pedos everywhere

[Andrew @Dammann8]

CoKaR

[Andrew @Dammann8]

Remember when Micah tried to sneak into Brady’s huddle in Brady’s last playoff game?

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@NickVanExit Miriam Adelson

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@thedumbzone This was going to be my first ever DZ event to attend but sadly I’m in Midland Texas for a funeral. Always punt.

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@NotJackKemp Me too

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@BenRogers Idk man!

[Andrew @Dammann8]

I’m a lot more interested in Jalen Brunson.

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@NotJackKemp We should have just let Jack Harlow have him in the first place. We didn’t deserve him. The Adelson family has caused me as much pain in one move as the Jones family took 30 years to inflict on me.

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@NotJackKemp Thank you.

[Andrew @Dammann8]

@machinesports @MikeSirois It may just be the single greatest bit of Mavs content ever created.