Sheldon Dearborn

cat. thumbless. pointy on 5 ends.

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

@o_pebbles HI @o_pebbles ! Still here- just been super busy doing things like chewing up headphones and singing the song of my people at 3 am. In fact, today both Pearla and I wiped our poopy butts on the floor! How are you and the hooman? ❤️

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

People, SHE'S HOME TODAY so I have less access to the checkbook. THIS IS THE TIME!!! Bonus: I'll tweet a pic if we make it! @kittycommittee https://t.co/OzkIF7oOqm

[Charlene Butterbean @kittycommittee]

SUPER MATCH happening now! Your donations are tripled until we reach the $1500 cap! Great time to give! THANK YOU! https://t.co/vfDDc0H4Fc

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

@RobinKittykin @kittycommittee We've been really busy and neglectful these days... gonna try to be better tho!!

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

Another chance to get in on a matching donation for @kittycommittee! Every bit gifts kitties with a better life.

https://t.co/yGSF8erVm8

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

@kittycommittee A kitty does what a kitty does! Without you and the foster program we'd still be in a wall somewhere. XOXO

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

Look folks.. I can't keep stealing the wallet. At some point she's going to notice. Help a kitty out? #pleaseandthankyou https://t.co/NSsRez5N1Y

[Charlene Butterbean @kittycommittee]

$490 and 16 minutes left! Panic mode! https://t.co/vfDDc0H4Fc

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

Been a little busy and neglecting you twitter peoples... but it's @kittycommittee fundraiser time so I'm baaaaaaack. #kittytime

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

I BET you wonder where I've been... melting. It's hot. If I don't flop around a bunch then nobody knows how miserable I am. #hot

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

@KatieK2 @ottergal Every now and then I do my cat job. :) I'm also getting pets... so there's a trade off.

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

The cleaner and I play a fun game - she hides the catnip nanners, Pearla finds them, then I take them for my own.

#AllTheNanners

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

Warning.. the Poop Monster was just at our house and he was BAD tonight. He could be on the way to YOUR house so BEWARE!!

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

Watching the Great British Baking Show and wondering why they all love passionfruit so much. And is it "proofing" or "proving" drawer??!

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

I've been testing cat -> human telepathy with terrible results. I've been intently staring at her a solid 10 mins now and still no food.

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

I think if I were a human, the first thing I'd do is take a nap for only an hour and see how they still function.

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

@kittycommittee Most definitely!! How could you want any other brother??

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

@kittycommittee Lucky for him but I was gearing up to convince Pearla we needed a younger brother! :)

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

@KatieK2 It's just rude, right? Won't someone think about the napping kitties?

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

I'd like you to stop with the coughing... I can't nap on you when you cough like that.

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

Hope everyone had a happy Easter.. we didn't. I'd heard that there would be rabbit but it was just kibble as usual.

[Sheldon Dearborn @DammitSheldon]

No, I can't "hand you the remote". No hands. Check your hand privilege, won't you?