Levy Abiodun

Accountant | Experienced Auditor | Financial Analyst | Tax Consultant | Book-keeping | FP&A | CFO Advisory | Strategic Business Partner | A follower of Christ

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

@Quickteller @InterswitchGRP @cenbank @DepositProtect @wemabank
Quickteller, today’s make it day 5 of which I have been complaining of my failed but debited transaction on your platform. What is really going on with my #1.2m Naira.

The client is shouting and it’s embarrassing.

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

@papilayi @FabrizioRomano Agege journalist 😂

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

@Cheezoba35 Somehow I like it😂

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

I was addressing my team in the middle of serious gbas gbos from the Partner and the Client, and this GenZ girl just brought out her phone and took a candid picture of me while I was talking. 😂

1/3

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

@A_Dahunsi She actually achieved that sha😂

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

@InterswitchGRP @Quickteller @cenbank

This is the 3rd day since I made a payment on the. @Quickteller platform of 1.2million Naira for NRS Filing and it hasn’t been credited yet neither has it been reversed.
I have seen other user complain bitterly. Please what’s really going?

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

“At worst, he will hiss, ask you to send what you have done, then do the needful, correct all your beans, and still share the praises with you for a job well done.”

But seriously, who does that in the middle of gbas gbos? 😭

This GenZ no really send anybody😕☹️

3/3

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

Next thing, I saw her status:

“Y’all, meet my line manager, Oluwalevy. Diligent, brilliant and exceptionally good. He no dey too vex, and that’s what makes him different.”

2/3

[African Hub @AfricanHub_]

"A man will live like this and still invite someone’s daughter over with full confidence" ~ Woman claims

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

@Iwelabi1 Congratulations Boss

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

@BukkyOA I've a friend that just shared with me how she got a role of 400% increase, from thousands of naira to millions of naira.

No additional qualification or certifications but she's very solid and competent.

She told me what the HR told her and am working on that! Just apply.

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

The funny part? They all have rent receipts to back up their claims.

The one that really threw me off is someone living in Oju-Ore, in Otta, Ogun state, who also supposedly paid ₦2,500,000 for a room self-contain 😅

A nigerian will always act as a Nigerian.

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

I was doing a "Payroll Audit" for a firm, and in the January 2026 payroll schedule I discovered that every employee’s “Rent Allowance” was ₦500,000 (20% & maximum) — which implies that each employee paid ₦2,500,000 for house rent.

I first shake my head for like 20mins...

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

@Meedeey Auditor: You’ve been doing this for how long?
Accountant: Since May 2023.
Auditor: Wait… you mean you’ve been depreciating a Capital Work-in-Progress for three years?
Auditor: Ah! Eyin tun ya olódo yàtọ̀ o!

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

Dear Arsenal @Arsenal

It's time to evaluate your chances in the four tournaments and focus on the ones you can handle with uttermost confidence and full concentration.

This team haven't develop such mentality to chase many things at a time.

Set your priorities right.

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

@smscesar_eth @Peacebook001 @Nairametrics Amen!

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

I’m getting married next year.
I’m getting my house next year.
I'm getting my car next year.

I'm calling fought things that be 'NOT' as though they were and they shall become.

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

@SirJarus I learnt something from this action of yours. When there’s a rejection, don’t just accept it quietly; show proof of the value you’ve delivered and why letting you go could be a costly mistake for the firm.
Sometimes HR only realises their error after seeing the full picture.

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

@TheresaArueyin1 I heard he's the helper of the helpless and on many occasions, I've witnessed his divine help.

[Levy Abiodun @Dammylevy]

@richardokunolar I learned this during our Mentorship Corner 5.0, and I must say, it was a game changer for me. I’m honestly grateful. This skill (been detailed and concise) has really helped me communicate better and gave my confidence a big lift.
Thank you my mentors @richardokunolar @Iwelabi1