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I wonder if Jane Goodall had any allergies?!

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Mister @RealAlexJones how dare you sir! How dare you say such vile things about my queen. I challenge you to hand to hand combat, coward! https://t.co/aCp0MfSfa4

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@stolperson It’s got more in common was Eminem. Just as obnoxious but with a music video and makeup black card.

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@TugboyFresh The ABC prank with Johnny Knoxville was nauseating.

[໊ @vetementts]

i get drunk and start wanting to eat ass

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@camillepawglia This but Israeli plus the public infamy.

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Need to be black and smoke menthols

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@nahimdifferent If you played your cards right, you’re getting to take home the Sistine chapel ceiling or the Mona Lisa. You get to play with them, kiss them, squeeze them, get your girl to twirl her toes as you lay them all over your body. Footsie is somewhere on a long ass menu.

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@actressunfoldin She’s a goddess but those tattoos belong at an Oklahoma splash pad

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@woahhvickyyy Some people don’t wanna be part of a club that would have them as a member

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Bring on the new shit

[Dylan Byers @DylanByers]

#BREAK: CBS NEWS has terminated Scott Pelley's contract.

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@lil_arxhie Logged on to look up asshole licking vids. This was honestly enough to satisfy me.

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@coldcallsniper They’ve always been above and beyond!

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@moll11y Candidly, yes. A lot of them are so tight it hurts.

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@realDonaldTrump Based

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@alelliott88 Does define an era of music made for elementary schoolers

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

“We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

If you kick a Chinese guy in the nuts, his eyes turn normal for a split second

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@wyd_stan The more I hear her talk, she comes off asexual.

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Goes to Cannes to accept an award and wears a beret

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

[PAPA! @alsosmallpapa]

I have invented the clitoris