Sensei

Part time engineer & problem solver. Full time father & ramen connoisseur

[LINDSEY 👩🏿‍💻 🍑 | SaaS Doll @LindseyCreated]

look at how glorious it was without sections 🤞🏾💕

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

Double Stuf Oreos aren't double stuffed. A high school math teacher in Queensbury, New York had his class weigh 10 of each kind, then weigh the plain wafers separately and subtract them out. Double Stuf came in at 1.86 times the filling of a regular Oreo. Mega Stuf came in at 2.68.

Nabisco said the recipe calls for double the creme and they weren't familiar with what happened in the classroom. Insider ran the same test later and got about the same number.

[Cayley Cheyenne @cayleycheyenne]

y’all better go fucking vote man. i’m so serious!!!!

[Du Rag iceman 2 @mill_hunt]

I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING WITHOUT DRIVING BECAUSE YOU BUILT THIS FUCKASS COUNTRY AROUND DRIVING A CAR

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

We are losing our fucking minds.

[Aurora Britt @Britt4rva]

Unblocking my maga family members so I can send them photos of gas prices and then reblocking them.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

HOURS REQUIRED TO ESCAPE POVERTY ON MINIMUM WAGE:

1. JAPAN - 11 Hours
2. UNITED KINGDOM - 23 Hours
3. FRANCE - 26 Hours
4. NEW ZEALAND - 29 Hours
5. PORTUGAL - 31 Hours
6. AUSTRALIA - 32 Hours
7. BELGIUM - 32 Hours
8. SPAIN - 32 Hours
9. IRELAND - 33 Hours
10. GERMANY - 37 Hours
11. LUXEMBOURG - 44 Hours
12. CANADA - 44 Hours
13. UNITED STATES- 90 Hours

YES, 90 HOURS. ONE PERSON ON FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE ($7.25/HR) WOULD NEED TO WORK 90 HOURS A WEEK TO ESCAPE POVERTY.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Joe Rogan:

[Sensei @DamnDtae]

@thereallkcamp Not until Halloween

[Tooth Chipper @Tooth_Chipper]

Find me whoever invented this seal and bring me their head on a platter.

[Sensei @DamnDtae]

@isaiahrashad day 35 of begging you for 2 Austin tickets twin. I can perform cameras

[Sensei @DamnDtae]

@isaiahrashad day 15 of begging you for 2 austin tickets twin

[Ken - Packers Cap @KenIngalls]

Never doubt the Packers ability to find impossibly difficult ways to lose football games.

[Packerfan Total Access- Clayton @packers_access]

Absolutely wild that the Vikings get bailed out with this BS call 😂

[Nami🏄🏽‍♂️ ᐝꕀ @NamiRapNews]

This was my lil sister showing me a Christian BabyFace E 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Barefoot Student @BarefootStudent]

College-educated workers between 22 and 34 are experiencing one of their worst periods of unemployment in the past 20 years, per WSJ.

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Remember how fast the Earth started replenishing itself during quarantine??? Yeah.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: A US judge has ruled that the US Constitution does not guarantee a right to clean drinking water or accurate information from public officials, per Bloomberg

[Zhakira Razhé @ZhakiraRazhe]

Dear music lovers,
here’s new music dropping tonight
+ new music out now:

nomi.— this wolf may cry (debut project)
Joyce Wrice, SALIMATA— Fly (Someone You Love) [out]
Che Ecru— Ecru Without U (project) [out]
Johnny Venus— NIGHTMARES [out]
Children of Zeus— As The World Burns... (album)
Jae Stephens— Gymnastics/I Miss The City [out]
Bbyblu, Norah's World, 3ee & Kenji— KNOW MY NAME
Roe Xander, Qui— Eyes On Me [out]
Beyoncé— B'DAY (20TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION) (album)
Nyla Symone, Reuben Vincent, SWAVAY
& Ben Reilly (Honor Roll)— Need You [out]
Dono— Growing Pains (album)[out]
Ellie Goulding— I Know Too Much (album)

what are you listening to tonight?

[Sensei @DamnDtae]

@isaiahrashad day 1 of me begging you for 2 Austin tickets. I lacked gang