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Hey, follow @iKingOfComedy !!!

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If you're an athlete you should follow @TheAthleteInMe

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hom(ew)ork

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I'm not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

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Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass.

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Twinkle twinkle little star
I want to hit you with a car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you break your neck and die

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When our phones fall we panic, but when our friends fall we die of laughter.

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Don't you hate when you buy a bag of packaged air and there's chips inside it? Pisses me off.