Justin

Been actin 92 since '92

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

Update: I know who she is and she does like Die Hard

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

No idea who my future wife is but I know she likes Die Hard

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

That’s not a red!!! 🤦‍♂️

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Free Flo Balogun school walkout

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@tanpukunokami We stay rooting for you kings

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@MttCarmichael @chipublib Didn’t know this, thank you for spreading the good word!

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@FreddyLA7 Someone needs to make sure we feed this guy some Culver’s while he’s here

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@Celebrityhaze point 6 feels unnecessary??

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@vulturetrades Guide

[LeBron__legacy 👑 🐐 @LeBron__legacy]

Can we all agree that Shai would be ringless rn if Haliburton never got injured in game 7

The pacers were deadass frying OKC in the Finals bro

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@VeryBrexitProbs And then what happened?

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@micsolana After seeing the pole results you still feel there is no rational for pressing blue? The poll has been posted numerous times and in every instance I’ve seen, the blue results are over 50%. After seeing that you can’t see the rational?

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@ewarren Very interesting em dash placement here 🤔

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

Would love to hear Japanese twitter’s thoughts on this

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

😮 A Florida woman accidentally drove her pickup truck over a Lamborghini she didn’t see in a parking lot.

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@UmbCorOfficial Maybe if you guys just used normal locks instead of statue eyes and shit you wouldn’t keep having this problem

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@buraunko I know this is a threat but we absolutely love Shohei Ohtani. I want you to make as many baseball gods as possible

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@capybaroness I’m listing this as an asset next time I apply for a lone

[Tom Jandron @TomJandron]

I'm running for US Senate. If elected, the first bill I introduce will draft Lindsey Graham into any conflict he publicly supports while in office.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

apple there has to be a better way to add an iPhone app to a folder than chasing said folder round the screen as it carries out fighter jet level evasive manoeuvres

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@nikitabier can we ban users who type the fake “… show more”? They’re clearly just trying to game the system for longer engagement. Hope you have a wonderful weekend

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@jiratickets Fantastic tweet, I hope you have an excellent day

[Justin @DamnitJustin]

@bryan4208 @CrazyVibes_1 Lmaoo best tweet of the day