Dan Nufer

pretend this says something funny | actor | writer | he/him | Michigan idiot

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@Benioff @realDonaldTrump …is this…a prank…?

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It’s a world class mind fuck to turn off the #Olympics2024 on @peacock only to immediately turn the Office on in the same app so I can fall asleep.

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my fav part about the #OlympicGames is that the “hats” force you to insert your head into the mascot’s gaping cartoon ass hole.

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@meganganz One of the best episodes in years! And honestly every episode in said years has been amazing.

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@jk_rowling @jk_rowling method acting to prepare for the role of Dolores Umbridge in the reboot.

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As a long time vegetarian I think I speak for most of us when I say if you eat meat, meh okay fine. If you eat veal, what the actual fuck is wrong with you bro?!

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The gayest gay that’s ever gayed!!

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I downloaded Twitter jusy to tell anyone who will listen that #extraordinaryhulu is the best show in YEARS! @hulu you have to renew it. Instant cult classic.

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As it turns out, I’m a monster.

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I did a misogyny check on myself using middle, left, then right autocorrect to complete this sentence:

Women are…

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Women are more important in society today because men and girls 👧 can become equal 🟰 and more likely in a world 🌍 that they can have more of the world 🌍 together in one ☝️ I love ❤️ this tweet 🐥.

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Women are the most important people in the world and they are the most powerful people in the world.

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I downloaded twitter to tell @Toyota and @ToyotaSoCal they I’ve never seen worse commercials. K bye!

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@JustinMcElroy I too a a Dicks chosen one.

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@Lin_Manuel thank you for #ticktickBOOMmovie
I haven’t cried this much since Up.

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#tazlive

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I just changed the friggin DESTINATION of my flight for TODAY on @SouthwestAir without a single cent paid for a change fee. I don't love their Boarding process, but I'll also never use another airline because this is Customer Service.

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@travismcelroy @griffinmcelroy @JustinMcElroy @macclint @McElroyFamily I'm a voice actor in LA who has been nothing short of obsessed with #TAZ since day one and would be overjoyed for a shot at audition for this! https://t.co/lM3sEGeR73

Please let me know how! #thezonecast

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@BadHorror Yeah I'd say that pretty much sums it up!