Darian Amodeus

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@IanRunkle I hope the court covers therapy costs for the jurors after forcing them to witness the corpses of children and all the other horror that came out in this trial. ... That'd actually be a good topic for a video: do jurors get any support AFTER a trial?

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@TheDeleroth @IanRunkle I'm of two minds on that issue. pro-pink: Showing your stance on an issue is fine, even for jurors (and it could be entirely coincidental). anti-pink: knowing that LC's supporters wear pink show's the jurors have been compromised by outside influence.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@Kristin49765356 @IanRunkle If you live around people, you've almost certainly angered somebody to the point they wanted to beat you until you're carried to the hospital in an ambulance. But that hasn't happened to you yet. Give Lindsey Clancy the same grace you've enjoyed when you were messed up or stupid.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@Kristin49765356 @IanRunkle The vileness and horror of the crime are irrelevant in a modern court. Modern day justice and punishment are NOT about outrage or vengeance.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@IanRunkle @YouTube "Authentic victorian-style clutching pearls."

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@IanRunkle I thought it DID come with harsh sentences? I could swear I read about courts treat swatting as attempted murder one of the levels of assault. It certainly matches the "or causes ... to happen " clause of many statutes.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@Diamondduck7 @IanRunkle I don't think "people" or "rifles" are units in the metric system. though I'm pretty sure "megapeople" is a legit thing.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@IanRunkle You should ring up your old buddy Quagmire to come and help. I hear he loves tearing up carpet: https://t.co/0tYdjMsDkn

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@granmalalafell @GrumpyGranpaXIV I can relate. My mattress is past due for a replacement, and I have to rotate it every month or add padding to avoid waking up sore.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@granmalalafell Take care of yourself Gran'ma. We'll be around whenever you feel up to it.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@jimmycarr I remember this bit. Still just as funny today.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@MarinkiArt I counter your earworm with another, funnier one.
https://t.co/hWq8MIJ8Ad

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@DeetheSphinx Also, don't get upset that you don't feel anything. That's just another form of pressure "I SHOULD still be sad ...". NO. Be sad, or don't. Let your heart find it's own path.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@DeetheSphinx executive brain: Okay. get back to work. we need to sort through this mess and I can't have you freaking out every 5 minutes, so emotions are off until we get this figured out.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@DeetheSphinx "PC fix day"? are you going to be doing that yourself, then? I thought that awesome shop folks were going to take care of that for you?

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@DeetheSphinx Even scuffed Dee is still a delight to be around.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@DeetheSphinx Yay!!! It's finally there. I was afraid it wouldn't make by the 25th.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@DeetheSphinx I'm somewhat skeptical of a professor who thinks 100% + 100% = 99.54%. But, congrats, Dee. You've earned this holiday break.

[Darian Amodeus @DAmodeus]

@ProjectHarune wet blanket time: do you know anybody who would NOT think those statements described them perfectly? These sorts of things are carefully written so that every statement applies to almost everybody. Still, if you treat it like a sort-of buffet of affirmations it's harmless fun.