@josiahfitness How scientific of you! I’m guessing you use the same approach when you build your shitty fitness program, huh?
Hope you get all the followers you’re hoping for with these dumbass tweet threads.
CONTEST🚨
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STEPS TO ENTER:
⁃ RT this tweet
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I said I’d do a pendant GIVEAWAY when I hit 100 followers and then said I’d throw another in, but tomorrow is my birthday so I’m also throwing in a shotglass! All you have to do to enter is Follow Me , Like This , and Retweet! To win lil mallard, duck beak, or “shot” glass!
alright fine, for 1s games this season and i’ll tweet a ss of my 1s games played at end of season to prove i did it.
every like = 50 games
every comment = 25 games
every retweet = 75 games
please don’t fuck me over too much
I WILL FIND THE AWE IN WAYS MY PATH WILL WIND AND CRAWL
ACROSS THE FURTHEST REACH OF SPACE
TO PLACES I CAN'T QUITE RECALL
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