Damon Albarn

Fuck.

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

/ SINCE YOU GUYS WERE LITTLE COCKS THE LAST TIME I USED THIS ACCOUNT THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT IT IS NOT DAMON NOR IS IT ASSOCIATED WITH HIM IN ANYWAY I AM LITERALLY A STUPID TEENAGER DOUNG THIS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

[Bris🌙 @_mudzzzz]

if you need an alternative for cat treats i recommend pounce
i feed those to my cat and she doesnt beg for em and still eats her normal food

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

Roux ( @stupawt ) is lovely and deserves none of this bullshit they are getting. Whoever is doing this to my dear friend will have their kneecaps ripped out and hung above my fireplace. Love you Roux! Keep your head up, love!

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@PinkStinkfishy I’ll have you know, I had a sip of bourbon and that was it! I was off to bed after.

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

What’s this about me being a drunk? I haven’t drank in two days!

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@PinkStinkfishy No.

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@PinkStinkfishy I haven’t had a drink in two days. Not a drop of alcohol

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@PinkStinkfishy WTF!

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@T4Z4RY00T It’s true.

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

I’ve got no idea who was on my account tweeting that One Direction rubbish. None of its true and no tweets were about Mr. Hewlett.

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@MeldocNiccals Arf

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@MurdocNGorillaz Shut up.

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@T4Z4RY00T Woah!

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

Arf

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@epsodaa Bark bark!

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@epsodaa Exactly

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@GorillazLeader @stuartharoldpot No worries, fresh out a relationship. Not interested in Stu.

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@GorillazLeader Cunnilingus?

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

@GorillazLeader ...C*nt?

[Damon Albarn @DamonAlby]

Gorillaz is breaking up