Damon Morton

A knight of sir poopsalot “Aw crikey, it’s the Albanian rozzers” -a great wise man

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

This shit goes hard in the mf paint

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

@wheasee Nice hat

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

This is the definition of “the ol’ one two”

[Starforge Systems @StarforgePCs]

The Big Guy himself is doing a big giveaway 😱

@jschlatt is giving away a SIGNED Starforge Systems Horizon Creator Edition PC!

To enter:
🌠 Like/RT this post
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[Kayla 💛 @kobcritic_]

the bone fandom is dying, rt if you’re a true boner

[TT Games @TTGames]

It's good to know Boba improved his pilot skills. Pilot your way through the galaxy in only 2 days! #LEGOStarWarsGame

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

@BarumDean @NewsInt_ @amazing_physics Please everyone help get this man a successful ratio on the unfun news page

[HamNCheddar @HamNCheddar]

24H STREAM IS TOMORROW! We will be giving away up to $1k in prizes including a MetaZoo booster box and a Nintendo Switch! Some of the prize winners will be picked from those who like and RT this post. Get your caffeine cus WE’RE NOT SLEEPING! Starts 1/29 @ noon EST

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

No disrespect to the man but I cannot hear Carlos’ last name in my head any other way than “badussy”

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

What the actual fuck is that

[VeggieTales @VeggieTales]

🐳 A Sunday reminder: God is always forgiving and ready to help us.

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

@Crystal_PG @CadonNier doesn’t this look like Kiel?

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

@SpongeBob Fuck zodiac signs, this is it. Also plankton is the shit.

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

God is ableist, thanks VeggieTales

[VeggieTales @VeggieTales]

Yes, He is!

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

ⓘ this user wants to live in middle-earth

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

@Sela_ttv @cpalitz @CedarMoses @ultima_colin @CadonNier @HayoPotato Remember in middle school when you hit me with a bag of ice square in the back while I was sitting down. Then I hit you in the calf in self defense and you responded with a hit with the ice bag to the balls which downed me and I was nauseous? You physically assaulted me.

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

@tahjavaivaimuli My dad loves bologna

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

@RockstarGames I will not be happy with GTAV or GTAOnline until y’all add a game version of the Subaru Baja, or at least an Outback that you can turn into a Baja. This masterpiece of machinery deserves more societal recognition.

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

@Sela_LoL Get ratioed

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

Hot take; the best character in the suicide squad only has about 7 minutes of screen time. His name is Weasel.

[Damon Morton @DamonMorton5]

@peterxinping @Sela_LoL Pics or it didn’t happen