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[Liberal.🫦 @DamselDamnx]

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[Hank @DeionHD]

I’ve seen both Dune 1 and Dune 2……..and I cannot tell you one single thing about the story from either movie…..I don’t know what the hell is going on

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Pre internet I once drove half an hour home to get a dictionary to prove to my work colleague that the word gullible was in the dictionary. I was literally 2 mins away, on the way back, when it dawned on me.

[Dee 😈 @GoatDeehere]

The female side of jail must be strict asf ,ion never see them on twitter or nun

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[𝒈𝒆𝒎𝒎𝒂.💋ྀིྀི @gemma_xo10]

truth or dare as a game is so funnyyy. what makes you think im telling a bunch of strangers the truth?😭

[ryz 🔱🌊 @RyzzieMcGuire]

getting tickled… at work…?

[#makeke @Dreadlockd_Diva]

There's a lady in my street who when I greet her is either very nice and chatty, asking after the kids and calling me by name; or is polite and a little bit confused lol. It's always bothered me. Today I saw the 2 of them at their gate. They are twins 🤣🤣🤣.

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

soon as i apply to a job i call them and say I had a missed call from the hiring manager to set up an interview😭

[alain🏒 @penaltyk1ll]

every time I think I understand soccer they add twenty minutes to the clock and I’m too afraid to ask why

[EL REY, THE MEAT MAN😮‍💨😮‍💨 @benueboypj3_]

Thank you so much for the ideas, so this is me officially announcing that my graduation is on the 25th of this month. I’ll be expecting the gifts from you all. T🙏🏾❤️

[roger🫧 @expiredcunt]

Shakira going to Africa every time it’s the World Cup to find backup dancers

[Ms Icy❄️ @Icy_sonie]

Me switching back to my country after supporting every country against Argentina

[Six @likethenumber6]

Micro cheat on me and see how I Macro overly superiority magma cum laude cheat on you bitch

[K . @yuluuvmy]

My lil cousin just posted her first fight and the girl tore her ass up, wtf delete it

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

"That's my dad's chair." Yeah... don't invite us to your house then.

[maRIa🫧 @thinarri]

Os pais dela inclusive pararam de ter filhos quando a irmã mais nova dela nasceu pra garantir o trono dela pq pela lei espanhola se um menino nasce depois de uma menina ele tem direito ao trono, foi assim que o pai dela chegou ao trono no lugar das irmãs mais velhas dele

[Kristen @Kica333]

The worst thing about trying to parallel park is the witnesses.

[goma @soigomaa]

Sounds like the evidence supports his case

[🧚🏼‍♀️ @burrowedunder]

tiktok is not for the weak 😭😭😭