damsel in distress

[damsel in distress @damseMis]

I’m having the most functional crashout of my life rn…like I’m going insane,but still showing up for work.

[damsel in distress @damseMis]

@ehisssss

I’m having the most functional crashout of my life rn…like I’m going insane, but still showing up for work.

[olu. @MhideBanks]

24 hours call is so unfair.

It’s even more horrific that you have to continue working the next day like nothing happened.

[damsel in distress @damseMis]

@Wishi8Wishi https://t.co/9wdJ2789Ve

[Sbali💜 @Wishi8Wishi]

I just saw a lady graduate iMBChB Cum laude, the entire audience stood up clapping. Waze waliphila iphupho lam uDr🥹🕯️

[damsel in distress @damseMis]

It’s genuinely hard to wrap my head around the fact that people die.

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

After your 3rd bad day, maybe you should consider keeping it to yourself and suffer in silence

[Thomas @Owishemwe]

Infidelity is such an interesting concept, you’re cheating on someone you chose to be with…like no one forced you to be with this person…it was a conscious decision you made to be with this person and now you’re cheating on them.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

The suspense of who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with is killing me fr

[damsel in distress @damseMis]

@MelloFelicia1 Check reviews first

[damsel in distress @damseMis]

Red bull does not give you wings anymore.

[Ndimhle Fcuked Up @JackDevero]

Coke Zero is one of the best inventions ever made. I mean it tastes like Coke but with no sugar and practically 0 calories. Glorious.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

why are birthday freebies always a dessert what if i wanted a steak??

[masha @masha_slp]

people go to their family??? when they are sad??? and rely on them for support??? what the fuck???

[fishious @fishquichee]

The elephant has developed a sense of belonging in the room

[passion fruit💎 @untando__]

iyathethwa ke ikaka kule app

[damsel in distress @damseMis]

@AladyPL @Phislash I’ve had snails from spur before,so😭

[pingu @pingu4ll]

what doesn't kill you tears you up randomly in public

[miia @miiagarro]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[Hajji Diya🖤 @King_Blacq]

One day, I will kiss again.