Dan joy

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Mad. The Simpsons even predicted Vincent Kompany's latest injury!

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Man United's title challenge summed up nicely in a vine. https://t.co/Ks4CUfFdnz

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Throwback to when Gary Neville was scared by a sprinkler. https://t.co/Ms9rYqjKFF

[Alex @al_henley]

Got my ticket to inter away. We're all going on a European tour!!! #saintsfc #WeMarchOn @Dan__joy

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Rangers fans in the Celtic toilets on Saturday

(via: @BeWarmers)

[Dan joy @Dan__joy]

@al_henley @reecejames12 @Chris_CZA @SteveStfler it wouldn't need to attack you al, you'd drown before it had even got to you

[Dan joy @Dan__joy]

@reecejames12 @al_henley @Chris_CZA @SteveStfler small shark

[Dan joy @Dan__joy]

@reecejames12 @al_henley @Chris_CZA @SteveStfler what the fuck

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I thought I saw someone working on the M3 tonight. But it was more likely the second coming of Christ.

[Dan joy @Dan__joy]

@al_henley @reecejames12 @worIds I believe in speed

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

Whenever the cocky winger gets the ball on a Sunday.

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

Ronda Rousey saying Floyd Mayweather was the reason she lost to Holly Holm. What the..?? https://t.co/5C1CMMgoqV

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

#Arsenal fans.

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

"Where do you play mate?"

"Box-to-box midfielder."

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Bae: "come over, I'm horny"

Me: it's #DeadlineDay

Bae: I'm home alone

Me: it's #DeadlineDay

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

Poole Town boss Tom Killick beat a stadium ban last season by watching the game from a nearby attic. Class.

[Dan joy @Dan__joy]

@al_henley " I don't drink hot drinks, they weird me out" Al Henley 2015

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

North Korea U20's lost 5-1 to Hungary U20's. But their news decided to report a 98-0 win to North Korea! Standard.