Dan Cherowitz

AI Astronaut 🚀 | Real Estate: Always Learning, Always Growing 🏡 | Crafting Stories in Sound || Crypto Deep Diver

[Marry Evan @marryevan999]

A fired Goldman Sachs quant trader taught me everything in a single conversation
He said: “We don’t do predictions. We only buy contracts where the price deviation exceeds 6%.”

It’s just that simple
That’s the desk operation for a $2 million annual salary
I fed his explanation and 5 GitHub repos into Claude, and Claude built a scanner. It processes over 400 markets every hour

This scanner can find those contracts priced in the 7-19c range, with true probabilities between 60-90%
At these entry points, you need a win rate of 1/4
And this bot’s win rate is 81%

Three months later:
From $2,000 to $8,191
99 trades, Sharpe ratio 2.30

A few cases:
ETH Merge upgrade - market 72c, true probability 88%, +19c
SOL breaks $200 - market 44c, true probability 81%, +15c
Florida hurricane cat3+ - market 81c, true probability 92%, +7c
Wheat breaks $800 - market 53c, true probability 68%, +20c

All of these were found by the scanner, and all were profitable
He looked at my terminal last week
He said: “This is what we do with $800M, 47-person team.”
And my current setup costs $25 per month
Claude - $20
VPS - $5
Repos - free
API - free

Now there are 8 agents running 24/7:
velvet_void +$697
nano_alpha +$541
ratking_eth +$407
darkpool_7 +$356
His fund returned 19% last year
And my setup returned 409% in three months

The real edge was never any secret—it’s just always been expensive, until now

70% win rate, 7 wallets copytrading rn from ~500 monitored, bot never paused, never gambling, just math and profit

Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it:

1. Comment the word 'Claude'
2. Like and Retweet this post
3. Follow me @marryevan999 (so i can DM you)

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Someone combined Tommy Boy and Shark Tank 😂(credit: Bell Bros)

[Squawk Box @SquawkCNBC]

$RKT & $CMP are forming a strategic alliance to increase home listing inventory on Redfin. The CEOs break down what it means for the real estate industry:
https://t.co/JBJNUMs5aB

[Inman @Inman]

Compass rocked the industry with a partnership that displays its coming-soon listings on Redfin. Brokers are intrigued, but unwilling to make brash business decisions in response to the move. https://t.co/Yv2M1CAT81

[Timothy B. Lee @binarybits]

The Citrini essay includes a paragraph about an industry I know something about. Redfin tried to do this exact business model (bare-bones buy-side agent who rebates 2/3 of the 3% fee) and consumers hated it. I see no reason to think an AI version will work better.

[WHALE 🐳 EVERYTHING @WhaleEverything]

🇺🇲 BREAKING:

FED WILL INJECT ANOTHER $8.01B INTO THE MARKET TOMORROW AT 9:00 AM ET

THEY HAVE FINALLY STARTED QE (MONEY PRINTING) TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY

GIGA BULLISH!

[naiive @naiivememe]

me : * click sell

crypto market :

[67 @67officialpage]

Austrians definitely know how to 67.

The biggest meme mindshare in human history. Period.

#67to67billion

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

THIS IS INSANE…

The War Department just announced the first sinking of an enemy ship by a torpedo since World War 2!!!

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇👇🏻👇👇🏻👇👇🏻

[ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ @DeFiTracer]

🚨 BREAKING:

BLACKROCK JUST STARTED PUMPING MILLIONS INTO CRYPTO

THEY ARE BUYING MILLIONS OF $BTC AND $ETH EVERY FEW MINUTES NOW

LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER PUMP IS COMING!!

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Kraken becomes the first crypto exchange to gain access to the Federal Reserve's core payments system.

[Alan ₿ @alanbwt]

Bitcoin is up. Freedom is up.

[Phantom Shadow @Fuknutz]

Crooked Joe is so lucky we didn't have these AI toys 4 years ago.

😭😭😭☠️

[Crypto Tea @Cryptotea]

@WatcherGuru

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: $73,000 Bitcoin

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY PUSHING THROUGH WHILE EVERYONE WATCHES THE WAR?

This woman just dropped a theory that’s sending people down a rabbit hole.

She claims that while the world is glued to the war, something enormous is quietly moving in the background:

The largest media merger in American history.

And when it closes… one family will control:

CNN.
CBS.
HBO.
Warner Bros.
Paramount.

According to her breakdown, the entire system behind it could run on Oracle infrastructure.

The same Oracle that just landed federal contracts tied to Medicare and Medicaid data for 150+ million Americans… and AI operations for the U.S. Air Force.

Then she connects the dots in the video:

Government contracts send billions into Oracle.
That revenue supports Oracle’s stock.
That stock is reportedly being used as collateral tied to the merger.
And Oracle ends up as the infrastructure underneath the new media empire.

Infrastructure.
Collateral.
Beneficiary.

Every layer of the same machine.

Then she points out the timing.
The war timeline that just got mentioned by Trump
About four weeks.

The shareholder vote on this merger?
March 20.
Coincidence?

Her argument:

While everyone is staring at missiles and war coverage... something massive could be sliding through the system behind the curtain.

Is the war the only story right now… or is something huge being pushed through while nobody’s looking?

[Gizmo Memes @GizmoMemes]

Whose granny is this? 😭💀

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

💥BREAKING:

Gold and silver have lost over $2.5 trillion in market value in just 4 hours.

That’s more than the entire crypto market cap.