Dan DeWitt

Genre-hopping novelist. Aspiring zombie fighter.

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@BenVolin @WEEI It'll definitely happen again.

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@Apocalypto_12 @markiplier @YouTube Having gotten that off of my chest (first time I've tweeted in years, I think), I love the podcast, and can't wait to hear what comes next.

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@Apocalypto_12 @markiplier @YouTube There was a lot more. I understand that you're not a Pats fan, so you wouldn't know these things off of the top of your head. But that doesn't change the fact that you were wrong.

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@Apocalypto_12 @markiplier @YouTube Example 3: Brady didn't land on a "great team." They were 5-11 the previous season and 0-2 before Brady made his first start. He went 14-3 and they won the SB.

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@Apocalypto_12 @markiplier @YouTube Example 2: The Tuck Rule wasn't just invented. It had been called before and after the Snow Bowl, including against the Pats earlier in the season.

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@Apocalypto_12 @markiplier @YouTube I mean this with respect, but your facts only work when there's no one there to correct you. I mean, you were wrong *a lot*. For example, "The Brady Rule" doesn't exist. It was implemented in 2006 after a hit against, you guessed it, Carson Palmer.

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@Apocalypto_12 @markiplier @YouTube Here's another correction: we saw the Spygate tapes. Jay Glazer showed them on Fox Sports, and it was nothing.

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@NaNoWriMo I'm just here to laugh at all these idiots who think NaNo should "be unbiased" and "just stick to writing."

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@GothamChess My son recently started playing chess and watches every video you post. I thought you might like to know that he got $10 off of this chess board by beating the vendor. After it was over, he said, "That guy tried to Scholar's Mate me, Dad." Whatever that means.

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@hulu Hey, I'm a new Live TV subscriber (not for long, due to having ads again), and it was super awesome bringing my Fire Stick on vacation and being unable to watch the Olympics on the hotel's TV because I was out of my home area. Are you serious with this?

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@_MichiD @StephenKing Eh, something relatively interesting happened. :-D

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Look at what I found whilst cleaning my study. @StephenKing, it's been twenty years ... have you considered trying again with The Plant?

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@DenisDailyYT My son Max proudly modeling his new backpack.

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This awesome sport deserves to be bigger in the U.S. https://t.co/K0YutyYvdN

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Youth rugby at Gavin Park!! @SaratogaRugby @TogaGirls @Dan_DeWitt #youthrugby #rugby #saratogasevens2018 #growingthegame @RugbyNY @EmpireGU

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@2Late_2Quit @SlackerRadio @RedOnSlacker @RadioRaymondT It means that, after having it for several years, I just rage cancelled five minutes ago.

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@thaRadBrad Hey, are you going to play the new DLC for Little Nightmares?

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@MartianWatches Hi, is it possible to get a replacement silver ring for a Notifier? Mine fell off somewhere. Thanks!

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Westley: What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.

Sean Spicer: I know a place, fam.

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.@united So never, ever fly United. Thank you for simplifying all of my future travel plans.