🦑 Dan 🦑

Overall I'm about an 8/10. Room for improvement.

UTC

[🦑 Dan 🦑 @Dan_Pinnington]

Had to text someone in my contacts “I shit in my pants, once again” last night.

Chose my mum.

[🦑 Dan 🦑 @Dan_Pinnington]

@lozagne_ @btcbbryan Tbf we are in a cost of living crisis

[🦑 Dan 🦑 @Dan_Pinnington]

Prepared a 2 hour presentation for in a couple weeks time. About 60% of it will be delivered via Microsoft Paint.

[michael @bfcmichael]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[🦑 Dan 🦑 @Dan_Pinnington]

@lozagne_ @iamchriscoro Found a tenner a few weeks ago

[🦑 Dan 🦑 @Dan_Pinnington]

Been a year today without our grandad. Still feels like yesterday we were smoking roll up ciggies and doing scratch cards together. What a weird year man.

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Up and running! ⚽️

[🦑 Dan 🦑 @Dan_Pinnington]

@tanyafozzard Always said you've a face for radio Tan! Nice one though boss 👌🏻

[🦑 Dan 🦑 @Dan_Pinnington]

@tomedrayton @alreadytaken74 I've experienced bad karaoke before but that is hands down the worst attempt I've ever seen

[Patt_LUFC @Lufc11P]

PGMOL have released the VAR audio for this decision as well #PremierLeague

[🦑 Dan 🦑 @Dan_Pinnington]

First day back at work after a week off and I'm greeted with 4 meeting requests and over 200 emails

[🦑 Dan 🦑 @Dan_Pinnington]

"Don't splash water at me, I'm wearing a life jacket and it won't work if you get it wet"

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/dOaf7aPgbO

[🦑 Dan 🦑 @Dan_Pinnington]

@almawer_ That's a good point. Getting out of my way before she's pushed aside

[🦑 Dan 🦑 @Dan_Pinnington]

Asked my boss for a payrise on Wednesday. She handed in her notice on Thursday.

A simple "No" would have done..

[The Burnley Way @TheBurnleyWay]

This is quality 😂

[🦑 Dan 🦑 @Dan_Pinnington]

The cherry on top... #UTC

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

🏆 Burnley, Championship title-winners 2022/23!

And they clinched it by beating local rivals Blackburn at Ewood Park 😮‍💨

#BurnleyFC #BBCEFL #BBCFootball

[Sky Bet Championship @SkyBetChamp]

👏 They've done it!

Promotion from the #SkyBetChampionship! 🎉

#EFL | @BurnleyOfficial