Dan Schauer

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@piscesbitch96 Automatic

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@dillerdogs Good looking guys!!

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@AlexHormozi @Readwiseio save thread

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@iamwillcannon Sales. Ty

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

Spending has gone off the rails. Kids better be athletes bc there’s no WAY im paying for college

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

Bought a canned cold brew today. $3.05. Sorry kids, the Disney trip will have to wait. Dads got money problems.

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@piscesbitch96 That’s so your speed

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@slammajamma18

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@slammajamma18 He’ll be wearing em soon enough

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@griffybets More more more

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@willahmed @whoop I got my J&J vaccine yesterday at 5pm. Wasn’t expecting this...

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@Dcohen70 Your move, @2chainz

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@dougboneparth @ everyone still holding GME

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@marcschau1 Hercules is NOT happy right now

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

@MorningBrew 0.0256789101112

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

Bought a canned cold brew today. $3.05. Sorry kids, the Disney trip will have to wait. Dads got money problems.

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

Bought a coffee today. Looks like retirement is getting pushed back a few years

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

Bought a coffee today. Looks like retirement is getting pushed back a few years

[Dan Schauer @Dan_Schauer]

I counted 347 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/U3W6EUlw8d

[Tomasita @thznnigzn]

Yeah shit seems bleak but we could’ve been born in a time when it took two weeks to get to Philadelphia

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I ran the numbers. If I can skip 361,746 cups of coffee over the next 30 years, not only can I achieve financial independence, but I can deprive myself of the simple pleasures in life too.