Dana Bite🇺🇲

My two favorite things in this world are Fights and Bites.
parody account (obviously) usually in Twitter jail for no good reason USA In Dis Hoe🇺🇲

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#Tbt to when Donald Cerrone humbled Alexander Hernandez

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Get that Canadian shit out of here

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Gotta be Derrick's last fight that's fucking embarrassing

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@dc_mma @EricTrump Hey Daniel, maybe change your password brother

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Well that was 2 hours of my life I'm never getting back

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@KyleBusch You're the Matt Crafton of the cup series
Old washed whiny bitch

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Jamie Little should have walked off
Bubba Wallace being a douchebag after HE wrecked the field

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And Bubba Wallace literally just wrecked the whole field
You can not have shitty drivers up front at Talladega

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@dc_mma In a bmf fight if its boring they should just unleash a random commentator into the octagon maybe a former champ champ or something

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@ufc @paramountplus Ngl probably just save the money and hold this rubbish in the Apex

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Pereira vs Gane should just be for the real title while Aspinal trys to find another doctor that will say something is wrong with him

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Get rid of this boring kid y'all cheering for

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Does Chase Briscoe know what the objective of a race is

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Billy Clyde would beat Mark Popes ass there's zero reason to run this back another year

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Fuck Mark Pope

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@keselowski Or the 9 gets in front of you and you wreck the field trying to get by
because you wouldn't just push like you're asking the 35 to do

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@rileyherbst @23XIRacing @MonsterEnergy See how many more cars you can destroy next week

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Old dumbass out front and wrecks the field
There's a reason Justin Allgaier is 45 years old and in the Busch league

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I still don't quite understand why old dude smiled and handed him a vegemite sandwich

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@arielhelwani Absolutely not you give proven warriors like Dan Hooker every chance

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@McDonalds @HelenGynell She already gave you every single "deet" that you might need