Danaee

parody acct

[chisu 🥖 @tamaescence]

what do you mean you're sailor moon mid-transformation for halloween???? this wins.

[Flame®️ @JoFlame24]

She so real for that, every black girl usually storm but this real ball knowledge

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

@becarefuIs Your fave is on the verge of death i see why u mad

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

@ssnowxprincess Ahh you madddd 😜😜😜

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

@leeh4ns American in your profile picture. Alexa, play so American and all American girl by Olivia Rodrigo. You’re so bitter u live in a shithole so u worship americans like Olivia bc ur favela dump has no culture of its own. All you tweet ab is americans, you’re OBSESSEED ahdkaskks 🤣🤣

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

@leeh4ns Yeah your country is a piece of shit. No wonder why u spend ur whole time worshipping Olivia Rodrigo, an AMERICAN. Sjsjsjsjs nobody in this country worships any of the favela residents your shithole produces. Yall are obsessed with us AMERICANS ♥️

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

Being black af = knowing how to put Asian hair on your head

[Jay 🅱alenciAGA @JayStitchezzz]

Yall our niece is black af 🤭🩵🩵🩵🩵 her lil hot comb 😭

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

So immigrants are a large part and influence of black American culture is what you’re saying?

[R.A @unavainapudin]

Ya'll know that NYC drill has been mostly led by immigrants/children of immigrants right?

[The Global Liberal 🇺🇳 @jamesdoe1912]

Your own government has to mandate that a certain amount of television and radio are in french because American culture is so dominant

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

I attended university in America and my very first week of university my black American roommate punched me in the face.

I wanted to report her to the police but I was on a student visa and unsure if I could contact the police against a citizen so I reported to the RA instead.

The next week her and her BA friends stole my brand new bicycle I had bought for getting around on campus.

When I used to come to America every summer for holidays when I was a child, the first and only robbery I have ever experienced in my life, was a black American who stole my bag at the mall when I hung it on my chair at the food court and got up to go and stand in the line for food.

Later mall security was able to find and return my bag to me but the thief had opened it and taken my camera (it was film cameras back then) and all my money.

That was how I lost all the photos I had taken at Six Flags the day before that were so important to me as a child.

Tomorrow they will say Africans just magically want to avoid them out of inexplicable hate, when experiencing negative actions are a sensible reason to avoid anybody.

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

@femboyfaiIure @Mexicoonpoptart @Apocaloptimist5 Well black people are only 13% of the population so it’s expected that most cities are not going to have a lot of black ppl…?

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

@st_noah_of_arc No Walmart employee is talking to you every thirty seconds. Germans being socially inept retards and having a stroke anytime a cashier asks you how you’re doing isn’t our issue

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

The murder of a child is a pain no parent should have to endure, let alone from thousands of miles away.

Javits Frimpong’s mother deserves to say goodbye to her son in person. I just got off the phone with President Trump and he has agreed to grant her visa immediately. 

All of New York City is mourning this tragedy.

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

@themerryjester1 Americans invented tap to pay retard, makin up lies to make yourself feel better ab livin in a shithole won’t serve you. Every other country in the developed world has dental care, besides the UK where your teeth look like it went through a shredder and sewer at the same time.

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

@julia_doubleday @Jackiessss @Dykeocletian How about you just ask your employer to pay you fairly dumb fuck. Nobody is forcing you to be at a job that underpays you

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

@Dykeocletian @definitelynoahh Account based in Switzerland. Pls don’t come here, we don’t want people who don’t wash their ass

[Victoria 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Hanasaku_Yuri]

in German it is Amerikaner
in Dutch it is Amerikaan(se)
in Afrikaans it is Amerikaanse
in Danish it is Amerikaner
in Norwegian it is Amerikaner/-nar
in Swedish it is Amerikan
in Yiddish it is אַמעריקאַנער

in Spanish, meanwhile, it is Estadounidense
what fucking narcissists

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

@maccamarada oh no whatever will I do now that Twitter user from the slums of Peru agrees with him

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

A black American woman had to get surgery for gorilla glueing her hair so it’d be straight I don’t think this yalls lane to speak, yank

[ṣeun @seunisintrouble]

@meekmilfs You even try to tell them to wear a little curly wig one time and somehow you’re public enemy number one, that’s why they hella pissed that one British black girl was calling them out about their natural hair

[Danaee @Danaee5lww]

Black American women wouldn’t be caught dead without a 20 inch Indian wig glued on their heads so this take is funny sjsjsjsj

[ṣeun @seunisintrouble]

@meekmilfs I’m gonna have to agree, especially when the biggest pushers were the uk Africans