ThickAssDaphne breaks down why dating men in real life is an absolute nightmare, detailing how every guy she gets serious with has a giant penis, expects her to take massive pipe every single day until it wrecks her body, and then uses it as an excuse to cheat when she needs a break:
“Dating a man is like y'all be want to have too much sex... and the penis be so big, I don't never come up with no dude with a small penis.”
“Every guy I ever be with like date them... I'm spending night at his house he's spending at my house, be too big.”
“I'm like you want me to take this every day? I can't take that big penis every day, you going to wreck my walls man, I can't do that every single day.”
“But now you going to go cheat on me cuz I can't take your dick every day cuz it's too damn big.”
“So now I got to take this every single day... and I don't want to take that big ass penis every day.”
“Every single time I date a dude it's a big old penis... I'm like goddang why is it so big? And you want to put it in me every day, twice a day.”
“And I'm giving it up cuz I'm a good girlfriend... I cook, clean, suck, and we get it busting.”
“I am a firm believer if you what you not getting at home you fa to go find elsewhere, that's just how I feel.”
Monroe Sweet reveals Brickzilla officially put her into retirement after their Ms. Feedme scene, but Rico Strong also left her physically overwhelmed, forcing her to order a pack of frozen peas to soothe herself after their scene. 😭
Monroe also reveals that she only did scenes with Brickzilla and Rico Strong for the money, insisting she wouldn’t do it again even if they offered to pay her DOUBLE. 💀